Worst Episode Ever Comic book guy bans Bart and Milhouse from his store for getting him in trouble with Martin's mom but while getting increasingly angry at a horror gala one night from being constantly humiliated he suffers a heart attack!
Plot
The Simpsons are having breakfast one day. They are having pancakes.
"Mmmmm! Great pancakes Mom!" said Bart eating his pancakes.
Marge turned round from the stove to reveal she was a hideous alien! (Like the ones from Mars attacks!)
Bart woke up screaming.
"That was a nightmare?" Bart asked himself.
The next morning the Simpsons were in the kitchen eating pancakes, this time for real.
"Mmmmm! Great pancakes Mom!" said Bart eating his pancakes.
"Why thank you dear! I'm using the squeezy bottle of pancakes!" said Marge. She squeezed out some instant pancake mixture into the frying pan but the bottle made a farting sound.
Bart, Hugo and Oscar laughed.
"Oh! Better put on the silencer!" Marge was embarrassed. She put a gun silencer/suppressor on the squeezy bottle's lid and silently squirted some pancakes. Well not completely silent as the bottle made ping! sounds as it squirted out each pancake.
"You know what would go great with these? Some Ms Butterworth!" Lisa got out a bottle of Ms Butterworth syrup from the fridge. However behind it was some expired baking soda. "Eeeew! Mom! How long has this baking soda been here?"
"I don't know. It came with the house." said Marge.
Bart took the box of expired baking soda that was turning greenish blue from mould.
"Daaaaad! Bet you five dollars you can't eat the whole box!" Bart dared Homer to do something very stupid.
"Oh yeah! Let's make it fifty!" Homer upped the wager to fifty dollars and put a fifty dollar bank note on the table. "You are gonna look so stupid!" Homer took a spoonful of mouldy baking soda.
"I'll call poison control..." said Lisa sighing. She called a number on the kitchen phone. "Franz? Yeah just giving you a heads up..." apparently she knows the person manning the poison control phones by name.
"Hmmmmm! The absorbed odours of hundreds of recipes! So many memories!" Homer sniffed the baking soda before eating a spoonful. He laughed before going into a trance about food.
The acid trip had various foods such as pie (mmmmm! Pie!) and a meatball sub flying by while famous quotes are played.
"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!" (OJ Simpson's lawyer)
"Very well, I shall resign as president."
"This is one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind!" (Neil Armstrong)
The acid trip ended with Homer giggling and foaming at the mouth as he laid his head on the kitchen table.
"Oh dear... Dad's having an anti acid drip again..." said Lisa.
"And I just won fifty bucks!" said Bart taking the fifty dollar note.
"That's enough to buy one soul!" said Oscar remembering when Bart sold his soul.
"Uh no." Bart was not going to spend it all on someone's soul. He went out to see Milhouse.
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