Worst Episode Ever

Worst Episode Ever Comic book guy bans Bart and Milhouse from his store for getting him in trouble with Martin's mom but while getting increasingly angry at a horror gala one night from being constantly humiliated he suffers a heart attack!

Plot

The Simpsons are having breakfast one day. They are having pancakes.

"Mmmmm! Great pancakes Mom!" said Bart eating his pancakes.

Marge turned round from the stove to reveal she was a hideous alien! (Like the ones from Mars attacks!)

Bart woke up screaming.

"That was a nightmare?" Bart asked himself.

The next morning the Simpsons were in the kitchen eating pancakes, this time for real.

"Mmmmm! Great pancakes Mom!" said Bart eating his pancakes.

"Why thank you dear! I'm using the squeezy bottle of pancakes!" said Marge. She squeezed out some instant pancake mixture into the frying pan but the bottle made a farting sound.

Bart, Hugo and Oscar laughed.

"Oh! Better put on the silencer!" Marge was embarrassed. She put a gun silencer/suppressor on the squeezy bottle's lid and silently squirted some pancakes. Well not completely silent as the bottle made ping! sounds as it squirted out each pancake.

"You know what would go great with these? Some Ms Butterworth!" Lisa got out a bottle of Ms Butterworth syrup from the fridge. However behind it was some expired baking soda. "Eeeew! Mom! How long has this baking soda been here?"

"I don't know. It came with the house." said Marge.

Bart took the box of expired baking soda that was turning greenish blue from mould.

"Daaaaad! Bet you five dollars you can't eat the whole box!" Bart dared Homer to do something very stupid.

"Oh yeah! Let's make it fifty!" Homer upped the wager to fifty dollars and put a fifty dollar bank note on the table. "You are gonna look so stupid!" Homer took a spoonful of mouldy baking soda.

"I'll call poison control..." said Lisa sighing. She called a number on the kitchen phone. "Franz? Yeah just giving you a heads up..." apparently she knows the person manning the poison control phones by name.

"Hmmmmm! The absorbed odours of hundreds of recipes! So many memories!" Homer sniffed the baking soda before eating a spoonful. He laughed before going into a trance about food.

The acid trip had various foods such as pie (mmmmm! Pie!) and a meatball sub flying by while famous quotes are played.

"If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!" (OJ Simpson's lawyer)

"Very well, I shall resign as president."

"This is one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind!" (Neil Armstrong)

The acid trip ended with Homer giggling and foaming at the mouth as he laid his head on the kitchen table.

"Oh dear... Dad's having an anti acid drip again..." said Lisa.

"And I just won fifty bucks!" said Bart taking the fifty dollar note.

"That's enough to buy one soul!" said Oscar remembering when Bart sold his soul.

"Uh no." Bart was not going to spend it all on someone's soul. He went out to see Milhouse.

...

Milhouse met him on the streets of Springfield near their local haunts.

"Wow! Can I hold it? Huh? Can I?" Milhouse asked.

"Okay but only if you don't try to spend it at the laundrette again..." Bart remembered their last spending spree with Homer's money where Milhouse wasted some of it doing his laundry.

"So how does it feel going on another spending spree?" Oscar asked as Milhouse smelt the note.

"Uh my doctor said I'm not allowed on any sprees..." said Milhouse.

"What about hijinks?" said Bart.

"Those are fine." said Milhouse. They went to Apu's store.

"Oh goody! Let's buy all syrup squishees again!" said Oscar.

"No! I'm not waking up in a scouts uniform again!" said Bart.

Apu was cleaning Ganesh with a feather duster. Bart showed him his fifty dollars note. Apu gasped and locked them in. Aghhhhh!

"Come, we have much to discuss..." said Apu. He took them shopping across his aisles of candy. "We have many varieties of gum! Both stick and roll."

"I'm not fussed about what gum I chew. I just like chewing!" said Bart.

"Well young Simpson. How do you feel about crispy centres?" Apu asked.

"I like, I like!" Bart replied.

"Squishee!" said Oscar pointing at the squishee machine.

"Oscar if you want an all syrup squishee you can buy one with your own money!" Bart was getting annoyed at him mentioning squishees.

After paying for all their candy Bart and Milhouse ate their candy until they were sick. Oscar was getting high on an all syrup squishee and speaking gibberish.

"Ugh.... too much raw bacon..." Bart groaned. Yeeeuck! Raw bacon?!

"Come on Bart! There must be something to spend the rest of the money on!" said Milhouse.

They somehow ended up in a laundrette in their underwear again.

"Mom doesn't believe in fabric softener. But she's not around! Mwuhahahahaha!" said Milhouse.

"I get to decide how we spend the rest of the money!" Bart frowned.

"I still think you should have bought an all syrup squishee." said Oscar slurping his squishee.

"That's enough! From both of you!" Bart scolded his friends for being annoying.

...

After getting dressed into their now clean clothes the saw the Android's Dungeon comic store.

"Ah ha!" said Bart seeing a poster for Radioactive Man Issue 1000 was on sale.

They went in.

"One copy of Radioactive man 1000 please!" said Bart.

"Ten dollars?! I don't know whether to laugh or angrily throw you out of my store." said Comic Book Guy.

"Uh?" Bart asked. Confused.

"This is no ordinary comic. It has a protective coating so if you spill drinks on it they are repelled harmlessly onto lesser comics!" Comic book Guy demonstrates by spilling soda onto the Radioactive Man comic but it was repelled and splashed onto some other comics ruining them.

"So how much are those soggy comics worth now?" Oscar asked.

"Utterly worthless! They're to go in the bin! Or you could have them for free if you really want wet comics..." said Comic Book Guy.

Bart and Milhouse gasped at the indestructible comic.

"Yes you are right to gasp. And note the price, $25!" said Comic book Guy.

"We had to buy lunch for that homeless guy..." Bart sighed.

"Liver and Onions! (Licking lips)" said Chester C Lampwick as he walked past.

Bart face palmed.

Suddenly Martin's mom came in with a box of Martin's stuff.

"My son is away at fat camp! And I was going through his things. How much is this all worth?" said Martin's mom.

"Ha! Fat camp!" Oscar laughed hysterically.

"Sssh! Oscar! Martin's been rather sensitive about his weight ever since my Grampa insulted him at take your grandparents to school day!"

A flashback to Raging Abe Simpson and his grumbling grandson and the flying Hell Fish Bonanza.

Abe was telling stupid stories about the Kaiser stealing the number twenty.

"Diggity?! Highly dubious!" Martin giggled.

"What's so funny? Too much pie that's your problem!" Abe Simpson yelled at Martin.

Martin was speechless.

The flashback ended.

"Ugh! Let's see..." Comic book guy looked through Martin's stuff. "Genuine handwritten script for Star Wars by George Lucas himself?! Princess Leia's hair?! Oh! Alternative ending to Star Wars! Luke's father is Chewbacca! Oh! Oh!" Comic Book Guy had a Nerdgasm. "I'll give you five dollars."

"Sold!" said Martin's mom."

"No wait Mrs Prince! That stuff is valuable!" said Bart.

"Well! If this stuff is really valuable then it's going back in the leaky basement!" said Martin's mom.

She stormed out with Martin's stuff.

Comic book guy was not happy. He took out a camera. "Smile for the camera please."

Bart, Oscar and Milhouse smiled big grins. Oscar has a missing tooth.

They were then horrified to see their pictures added to the Banned for life wall alongside Sideshow Bob and Fat Tony of all people.

"You are banned for life! Get out of my store!" said Comic Book Guy.

"Banned for life?!" Bart gasped.

"Ay carumba! Sideshow Bob is Banned?!" Oscar yelled.

"Oscar is that really relevant- Wait. Sideshow Bob eh?" Bart asked as they were thrown out.

...

Bart was very upset at dinner which they ate in the kitchen again.

"I know how you feel boy. I remember my first life time ban..." said Homer.

There is a flashback to a comedy show where a man is about to smash a watermelon with a sledgehammer but someone took the watermelon and the comedian accidentally hit himself with the sledgehammer.

"Hey! Who took my watermelon?" said the man.

A young Homer was eating a giant watermelon. The audience weren't happy with him.

Homer was thrown out.

"And you are banned from all my live acts and TV Shows!" said the comedian.

"Can I still watch your movies?" Young Homer asked.

The comedian growled with frustration and went back inside.

Young Homer cried.

The flashback ended with present Homer still crying.

Lisa was reading a newspaper. "Look! Special effects master Toni Savini is holding a show at the Android's Dungeon!"

"He's behind such effects such as Friday the Thirteenth and Dawn of the Dead!" said Marge.

"Aw great... And I'm gonna miss it!" Bart whined.

"Don't worry Boy, I already have a plan!" said Homer.

"How could you? I just told you my problem!" said Bart.

"What kind of screwed up store would let minors see a horror special effects sho