- “Ahem. Hello, everyone. Before last year's Halloween show, I warned you not to let your children watch. But you did anyway. Well, this year's episode is even worse. It's scarier, more violent, and I think they snuck in some bad language, too. So please, tuck in your children and... [sighs] Well, if you didn't listen to me the last time, you're not going to now. Enjoy the show.”
- ―Marge Simpson[src]
- “I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.”
- ―Moe Szyslak being prank called in the Bart Zone story.
Treehouse of Horror II is the seventh episode of the Season 3. It is the second annual Treehouse of Horror episode and was also titled as "The Simpsons Halloween Special II".
Synopsis[]
The sequel to the original Treehouse of Horror, where the three tales of terror for this year come from Lisa, Bart, and Homer eating too much candy before bed on Halloween night. In "Lisa's Dream: The Monkey's Paw", Homer's monkey paw souvenir from Morocco makes wishes come true for his family — and misfortune to befall everyone else; in "Bart's Dream: The Bart Zone," Bart's omnipotence forces everyone in town to bow to his whims and think happy thoughts or incur his wrath; and in "Homer's Dream: If I Only Had a Brain," Mr. Burns builds the perfect robot worker after firing Homer, but the experiment goes awry when Mr. Burns and Smithers go grave-robbing for a brain and happen upon Homer's (who is actually napping in a ditch at his new job as a grave digger).