- “I've wasted half my life, Marge. You know how many memories I have? Three! Standing in line for a movie, having a key made, and sitting here talking to you. Thirty-eight years and that's all I have to show for it!”
- ―Homer
- “You're 39.”
- ―Marge
"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" is the second episode of Season 10 (originally produced for Season 9).