Stanley Simpson is the second cousin of the Simpson children. He shoots birds at the airport. Since Homer said Stanley was Lisa's second cousin, it is obvious he is the grandson of one of Abe's brothers.
| Stanley Simpson | |
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| Hair | Brown |
| Age | 26? |
| Occupation | Airport bird shooter |
| Relatives | Father: Unknown cousin of Homer Grandfather: Tyrone Simpson |
