A song in Your Obedient Servant, sung mainly by Lisa Simpson and John. Parodies "Guns and Ships" and "Alexander Hamilton" from Hamilton. Yeah, it's rubbish but hey it's a fanfiction about a musical what do you expect? (It linked Waylon Smithers Jr. as part of the Fan Feed, it's like they know xD) Without further ado, here it is:
John:
How does an assistant,
An ex-boyfriend, An antagonist,
Become such a success but a failure?
Lisa Simpson:
The 35 year-old man without a father,
Not got any farther by working a lot harder.
John:
Yo
Came to school, everybody glared at him
A boy they'd never seen before them,
Even now, they'd always be saying,
In their confusion of it,
"Yo, what's your name, man?"
Both:
Everybody give it for the world's sixth gayest character;
Waylon Smithers!
Daveed Diggs:
He took a horse by reins,
got browner by coffee grains!
Ensemble:
Waylon, yeah!
Daveed Diggs:
Got saddened as he dropped
From the top
His wound will remain, oh!-
Ensemble:
Waylon, yeah!
Daveed Diggs:
We watched as he embraced it,
tried to escape it,
Oh yeah, it's
All:
Waylon, yeah!
Daveed Diggs:
He came to help,
Ended up smaller, with
Snake's gun, and bullets,
And so his world may finish!
[Silence for about 5 seconds...]
Lisa:
Mister Smithers,
The ambulance is waiting outside for you,
Join us again and together
we could turn the tide,
Oh...
All:
Our Alexander Hamilton,
Lisa:
The medicine, it'll yield if you
Manage to get this right,
You'll be conscious by early light,
Springfield Will Never Be The Same...
Mr. Burns:
[speaking] Smithers! Where the hell are you?
Everyone but Burns:
[speaking] Mister Burns...!