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A song in Your Obedient Servant, sung mainly by Lisa Simpson and John. Parodies "Guns and Ships" and "Alexander Hamilton" from Hamilton. Yeah, it's rubbish but hey it's a fanfiction about a musical what do you expect? (It linked Waylon Smithers Jr. as part of the Fan Feed, it's like they know xD) Without further ado, here it is:

John:

How does an assistant,

An ex-boyfriend, An antagonist,

Become such a success but a failure?

Lisa Simpson:

The 35 year-old man without a father,

Not got any farther by working a lot harder.

John:

Yo

Came to school, everybody glared at him

A boy they'd never seen before them,

Even now, they'd always be saying,

In their confusion of it,

"Yo, what's your name, man?"

Both:

Everybody give it for the world's sixth gayest character;

Waylon Smithers!

Daveed Diggs:

He took a horse by reins,

got browner by coffee grains!

Ensemble:

Waylon, yeah!

Daveed Diggs:

Got saddened as he dropped

From the top

His wound will remain, oh!-

Ensemble:

Waylon, yeah!

Daveed Diggs:

We watched as he embraced it,

tried to escape it,

Oh yeah, it's

All:

Waylon, yeah!

Daveed Diggs:

He came to help,

Ended up smaller, with

Snake's gun, and bullets,

And so his world may finish!

[Silence for about 5 seconds...]

Lisa:

Mister Smithers,

The ambulance is waiting outside for you,

Join us again and together

we could turn the tide,

Oh...

All:

Our Alexander Hamilton,

Lisa:

The medicine, it'll yield if you

Manage to get this right,

You'll be conscious by early light,

Springfield Will Never Be The Same...

Mr. Burns:

[speaking] Smithers! Where the hell are you?

Everyone but Burns:

[speaking] Mister Burns...!

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