- "I was Valedictorian..... at the Yale School of Prostitution!"
- ―Scarlett, to Marge
Scarlett is a hooker. She's a lesbian, and frequents the She She Lounge.
She's a slender woman with a curvaceous body. She has short red bobcat-style hair and green eyes. She wears a red dress that reach mid-thighs, fishnets, and red high heels.
She attended the Yale School of Prostitution.
She was standing at a seedy part of Springfield when Homer and Marge Simpson walked passed her. Marge caught her eye.
She once had sex with Patty Bouvier.
- She is attracted to Marge since the day she walked by her in "The Springfield Connection".