| Sarah Janet Muntz | |
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| Status | 
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| Hair | Blue, later dyed black |
| Age | 51 |
| Occupation | Drug Gangs! (former) Singer |
| Relatives | Father: Homer Simpson Mother: Marge Simpson Sisters: Ghostie (deceased) Lisa Maggie Brothers: Friends: Abortions: Aunts: Patty Bouvier |
| First Appearance | Butt Snifferz |
| Voiced By | Jennifer Tilly |
- Sarah Janet Burns-Muntz (Bron April 27 1969) (née Simpson) is a fifty-year-old "girl", who is literally the oldest of the Simpsons family.
Contents
History[edit | edit source]
Part One[edit | edit source]
Sarah was swimming in a sewage pool, but Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph were siwmming around her ******. Nelson tugged her bikini bra, but Sarah shouted Mrs. Pommelwhore and the bullies were punished with butt seckz.
Part Two[edit | edit source]
Barney asked Sarah to go out with him and taked her in his garbage truck, but Sarah gets out of the truck, goes home and talks to her mother about it. Marge said that her daughter is not going out with Barney.
Part Three[edit | edit source]
Sarah and Nelson are in the Springfield Elementary School's hall. Nelson asked her out and anal fingered Sarah, Skinner said to stop fingering her in the hall. Then Sarah and Nelson asked Sarah if she wants to marry him. Sarah said yes. After her parents, Marge and homer knew that their daughter is going to get married, Marge said "Sarah, our darling, I think you are ready to get it.". Homer almost said "D'oh!". In the summer Sarah and Nelson, Sarah got a engagement ring from him aswell. After Bart heard that, he hated that he will have a bully brother-in-law. Later Sarah got pregnant, she went to Dr. Hibbert with her family aswell. Sarah had twins named Janet Muntz and Andy Muntz. Sometime later, Kerli Muntz was also born.
Part Four[edit | edit source]
and her and bart did a cover of stay by shakespeare sisters She pull Skinner pants down with nelson she put a cockdome on the flanderses house and rod and todd and ned didnt bother her dad homer marge was like she misbehavin' again she a cougar her and a cougar him nelson we:re making out in her mother and Father bedroom Marge was like aww sweet love homer have you seeing sarah and nelson sharing dildo homer was like doh
with the twins she had to have of Nelson IVF she got Molsteded by Dr. Jenson Carlos
Discography[edit | edit source]
Albums[edit | edit source]
Studio albums[edit | edit source]
| Title | Album details | Peak chart positions | Sales | Certifications | |||||||||
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| US | AUS | AUT | CAN | FRA | GER | IRE | NLD | NZ | UK | ||||
| Designed The Way of Farting (I Invented it!) |
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1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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| My Period Panties |
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30 | 81 | — | 42 | 121 | 67 | 35 | 94 | — | 32 |
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| Slut Town |
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156 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
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| Jennifer (Pregnant For Under 5 Bucks) |
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80 | — | — | 94 | — | — | — | — | — | — |
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| "—" denotes a recording that did not chart or was not released in that territory. | |||||||||||||
Singles[edit | edit source]
As lead artist[edit | edit source]
| Title | Year | Peak chart positions | Certifications | Album | |||||||||
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| US | AUS | AUT | CAN | FRA | GER | IRE | NLD | NZ | UK | ||||
| "Stay" (featuring Bart Simpson) |
2011 | 60 | — | — | 54 | — | — | — | — | 30 | — |
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Designed the Way |
| "My Bubonic Plague" | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | 181 | |||
| "On My Own Forever ('Cuz I Can't Stop Butt Sniffing)" (featuring Rapsta Chik) |
2012 | 84 | 98 | 65 | 91 | 145 | 92 | 74 | 60 | — | 56 | ||
| "Q.U.E.E.R. " (featuring Rapsta Chik) |
2013 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | 75 | — | — | Jennifer | |
| "Can't Get You Outta My Butthole (Milhouse Remix)" | —¹ | — | — | 60 | — | — | — | — | — | — |
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| "Queer Of Springfield" (featuring Rapsta Chik) |
2014 | — | 58 | — | — | 138 | — | — | — | — | — | I Hate Milhouse' | |
| "Always...Sniffing His Butt" (featuring Dolph Starbeam and Bart Simpson) |
— | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | Designed the Way | ||
| "—" denotes a recording that did not chart or was not released in that territory. | |||||||||||||
As featured artist[edit | edit source]
| Title | Year | Peak chart positions | Certifications | Album | |||||||||
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| US | AUS | AUT | CAN | FRA | GER | IRE | NLD | NZ | UK | ||||
| "Raining Menstruation" (Young Prince featuring Sarah Simpson) |
2010 | 2 | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — | — |
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Decomposable Tampons |
| "I'm a Pr0nstar, Bitch" (Young Prince featuring Sarah Simpson) |
2012 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Young Prince, Low Price |
| "Lickin' Shit Off His Buttcrack" (Rapsta Chik featuring Rihanna and Sarah Simpson) (uncredited) |
— | — | — | — | — | 96 | — | — | — | — | TGIF Pt. IV: Last Friday Ever | ||
| "If You Really Want It (My Butt Smell)" (Rapsta Chik featuring Young Prince and Sarah Simpson) |
2013 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
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TGIF Pt 5: Friday Returns With Farts |
| "Killing Me Softly (With His Butt Smell)" (Young Prince featuring Sarah Simpson) |
1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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Raping It Up | |
| "Q.U.E.E.R." (Jane Mik featuring Sarah Janet Duntzo-Muntz and Rapsta Chik) |
100 | — | — | — | 158 | — | — | — | — | — |
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Superhero of Butt Smellz | |
| "—" denotes a recording that did not chart or was not released in that territory. | |||||||||||||
Notes[edit | edit source]
¹ "Can't Get You Outta My Butthole" did not enter the Billboard Hot 100, but peaked at No. 12 on the Bubbling Under Hot 100 Singles chart.
Filmography[edit | edit source]
| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
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| 1983 | Darkness | Anal Scenes Deleted | |
| 1984 | Old Man | Callie, the Old Man's prostitute | |
| A Nightmare on Farting Streets | nancy | ||
| Passions of Farting Butts | Beth Butt-Smeller | TV movies | |
| 1985 | Suburban Beatz | Gaping Butthole Sherman | |
| 1986 | Crying for help: Pains of Anal Insertion Amy | 'Anal Insertion' Amy | Movie |
| She Licked His Butt | Paula Dunkerdick | Episode: " | |
| Processed Meats | Cathy 'Hambone' Bacon | TV movie | |
| 1987 | Love your farting | 'Dancey Pantsy' Nancy | |
| Hotel | Monica | ||
| Night of lightness menstruation | Tracy | ||
| 1988 | The Ass killer in here | Marie Constipatiano | 47 episodes (1988–1990) |
| Growing Pains of Menstruation | Marie Tamponz | ||
| 1989 | Shocking Surprise Butt Sex | 'Dancey Pantsy' Nancy | |
| 1990 | Growing Pains of Constipation | 'Anal Insertion' Amy | |
| 1994 | Peter & jenda, Anal Explorers : The Inside Story | Nancy | TV movie |
| New Nightmare Barty krueger | Herself | ||
| 1995 | The Demolitionist of Butt Seckz | Christy Carrutherssen | |
| 1997 | Perversions of Anal Science | Lou Ann Solo-Exhibitionist | Episode: "Ultimate Weapon: Hemorrhoids of Death" |
| 1999 | Partners | Suzanne | Episode: "Always...Lickin' His Butt" |
| Fugitive On the Run From Farting Crimes | Suzanne | Video | |
| 2000 | Monica Dickbain Sexy Anal Insertion Sidekick | Movie | |
| 2002 | Carrie: Prequel to PMS | Carrie A. Tampon | |
| 2007 | The Betting Game of Butt Sniffing | Fat Whore | |
| 2010 | The Surprise Butt Seckz Room | Dickney Spears | Movie |
| 2013 |
Star Wars Lover: Obsessed Ewok Fans Darkness: Heavy Menstruation "Cassie Evergreen's Fart Revenge"' |
Unimportant character Erica Sanders Olivia Cherrywine Millie Evergreen |
Tv Show |
| 2014 | The Failed New Years Resolution of Surprise Butt Seckz | The Aryan Neo-Nazi Skinhead's Wife Who Gets Shot to Death | Minor Role; Movie |
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Appearances[edit | edit source]
Episode – "Mr. Burns and Sarah" <a href="link=List of episodes"></a> Episode – "Mr. Burns and Sarah" <a href="link=List of episodes"></a> Episode – "Mr. Burns and Sarah"
See also: Pink Fuzzing
