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| Hank Simpson | |
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| Hair | Black hair |
| Age | 15 |
| Location | Springfield |
| Relatives | Parents Joel Simpson and Hanks Unnamed Mom
Cousins: Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson Bart Simpson,
Grandparents : Abe Simpson II and Mona Simpson |
| First Appearance | First Simpsons Roasting On A Open Fire or Good Night |
Hank Simpson is Homer’s nephew and the cousin of Bart, Hugo (depending on the canon) , Lisa, and Maggie. A secondary character (like grandpa) on the show, TBA .
Biography
Hank’s early life seemed ordinary first. The son of Homer’s brother Joel and an unnamed mother from england, Hank lived with his parents until the age of three. During what seemed like a routine visit to Homer, Marge, and Bart’s apartment, When marge was pregnant. During that day. his parents mysteriously disappeared, leaving Hank behind. At first, the family assumed his parents were on an extended vacation, but as time passed, it became clear they weren’t coming back.
Hank has his own hideout/hole in the wall he usally goes to, even if he mainly lives in the simpsons family basement, basically in a hole in the wall in downtown springfield, though nobody really knows where it is. except a few people. him included. which has lots of random stuff idk , nothing special or anything,
Appearance
In his casual design, He has black long hair, And has a white tshirt, And a red jacket, Long black trousers, And black and white shoes, He is around 5'8 and is quite tall, Though sometimes has a red hoodie.
His beach clothes are a white vest and red short.
Personality
Something went sideways in the gene pool, and he only got a half-dose of the classic Simpson chaos. The sarcasm? Still there. The overconfidence? Check. But it’s tempered with something unusual in this bloodline: a flicker of self-awareness.
Restless to a fault, Hank treats boredom like it’s a personal enemy. He’s always in motion—chasing weird ideas, making questionable bets with reality, or dragging his friends into another “totally doable” scheme that usually unravels by lunchtime. He’s got that fast-talking, plan-on-the-fly energy, and while he crashes often, he crashes with style.
He doesn’t feel like he fits neatly into the Simpson mold. Maybe because he thinks faster. Or cares more. Or just sees the world through a slightly sharper lens. He won’t say it out loud, but the truth is, he wants to matter. He doesn’t just want to coast on the family name or turn into a punchline like half the town expects.
Sure, he complains. A lot. He’ll roll his eyes while doing the right thing. But when it counts, Hank shows up. He’s loyal in that reluctant, grumbling kind of way, like someone who saves the day but swears he didn’t mean to.
He’s not a fighter, not really. But if you push him, he’ll push back harder than you'd expect. Most people underestimate him, which is exactly how he likes it. Around town, he’s still “Homer’s nephew”—a background character in someone else’s story. But Hank? He’s quietly rewriting his own.
No one really knows what’s up with him genetically. Some say the Simpson gene mutated, cracked in half. Whatever it was, it made Hank different. And honestly? He likes it that way.
Relationships
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Appearances
WIP
- Main article: Hank Simpson/AppearancesHank doesnt appear in every episode. i guess he just appears in some
Trivia
- TBA