- “But I have a certain respect for that whole "truth and hard work" thing that you do.”
- ―Bart Simpson
- “You know, Bart, if we combine your showmanship with my integrity, we could make kids really care about the news.”
- ―Lisa Simpson
"Girly Edition" is the twenty-first episode of Season 9.
Synopsis[]
Because of the FCC's push for more educational programming for children, Krusty is forced to cut ten minutes (out of three hours) from his show for a kids' news program. Lisa is hired as the head anchor, but it's Bart who becomes famous when his over-the-top sports news segment gets him the co-anchor seat, and he uses his new position to report sappy human interest stories instead of news stories that matter. Meanwhile, Homer adopts a helper monkey named Mojo after seeing a wheelchair-bound Apu use one, but Homer ends up turning the monkey into a slob.