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Frinky and the Brain
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The Simpsons' couch is floating in the ocean, and there all dressed fancy. All of the sudden, an ice-berg hits the couch and Marge, Lisa, and Maggie jump on a life-boat and float away, while Bart and Homer sink. Homer manages to swim to Marges lifeboat, and Marge says "I'll never let go". However, she's talking about the life-boat, not Homer, who falls off into the water and is eaten alive by sharks.
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"This is not the last season"
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SANDWICHES: still good after all these years.

Frinky and the Brain is the first episode of the 24th season. In it, Homer tries to help Database's dad spend more time with his son, who now looks up to Professor Frink. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa bug Marge, asking her for a trampoline, and finally, when they get it, it breaks and Bart is injured.


In a parody of Pinky and the Brain Oscar in a similar role to Pinky as the fool and Hugo as the Smart one, aka the Brain. Hugo is writing formulas on a blackboard while Oscar dances about in a straightjacket with an absolutely demented look on his face. Hugo face palms. Then Hugo tests a gravity gun and activates it. It pulls Saturn towards Earth and Saturn squashes the Simpsons house as Oscar stupidly admires the planet as it he plummets into them. Then Oscar being observed by a telescope pulls a really silly face by pulling on his lips with his fingers and sticking his tongue out. Hugo rolls his eyes. Hugo works on a device, Oscar pokes it and it blows up in Oscar and Hugo’s faces. Hugo glares at him. All the while the Pinky and the Brain theme plays.

Bart and Lisa while sat on the door step playing punch each other in the arm, hear that Millhouse got a trampoline, and Nelson says he has one two. Nelson says his Mom meant to ask for a lawn-mower, but she was drunk and mumbled trampoline, so there stuck with it now. Bart and Lisa say they should get a trampoline. Nelson says "good luck" and walks over to Dolph, Kearney, and Jimbo, who are beating up Database/Kyle. Professor Frink, who is riding by on his bike, runs up to deffend Database, but gets beaten up too. After saving Database from the bullies, Frink gives him a ride back home. Later, at the Simpsons home, Bart and Lisa are repeatedly asking Marge for a trampoline, kand she says no. Bart asks Oscar to undermine her and get one but Oscar tells him “No! You already got a trampoline in Bart’s Inner Child! Season five, episode seven!” Comic book Guy reminds them once again, it’s continuity, deal with it! Homer agrees and reminds the kids of all the trouble he had trying to get rid of the last trampoline.

It results in a montage to the song "One Way Or Another", where Bart and Lisa are following Marge and asking for a trampoline. At the end of the montage, Marge finally gives up and buys a trampoline. The next day, Bart and Lisa are jumping on the trampoline, when Homer jumps on and Bart and Lisa go up even higher into the air. Marge is watching through the living room window and worries that it might be dangerous.

Meanwhile, Database is riding his bike, alone, when Frink rides up next to him. Frink says it's good to see him again. Frink shows Database his new upgrades on his bike, and presses a button that turns his bike into a hover-bike. Database is amazed at Frinks hover-bike. Later, when Database is back at home, Database adds Frinks to name to his very, very, very short List of Friends.

Bart tells his friends he finally got a trampoline. Nelson punches him in the gut. Oscar rants about Nelson ignoring season 18 and they apologise and hug. Milhouse explains everyone has had their trampolines for a while and that Bart isn’t special for getting one.

Meanwhile Oscar is being stupid in Hugo’s attic laboratory with a mutation gun zapping it at everything. Then a Curious bear cub tentacle monster seizes him by his neck with its green tentacles and strangles him, Orson Welles tells him off for his stupidity and eats Mrs Pell’s Fish sticks, raw and straight out of the box. Oscar then asks what he is doing tonight. He replies “Same thing I do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!”

Eventually, the trampoline shuts like a Venus flytrap on Homer squashing him. Oscar makes a Family Guy punchline about it being more like a Venus Williams Flytrap. Marge decides the trampoline must go.

Homer agrees to take the kids except Hugo to baseball to occupy them and because he wants to see the game against New York Giants. Unfortunately Sideshow Bob and his family are there to watch his Grampy Wayne Terwilliger play. Bob tries to kill Bart again.

Mr Database, Database’s father as a drunken slob wonders why his son is spending less and less time with him. Then Oscar enforces sense by insisting Mr Database is not a drunken slob but and older version of Database and equally geeky with the same verbal tick. The author gets annoyed and throttles him. In an Airplane! gag there is a long line of fanfiction writers from Simpsons Fanon waiting to beat the crap out of Oscar for whatever reason.

Hugo is watching Facts of Life with Orson Welles while Bart and Lisa are outside on the trampoline. He asks Orson about his plans for tonight. “Same thing I do every night, Pinky. Eat Rosebud frozen peas and Mrs Pell’s Fishsticks, alone.” Hugo thinks he lives a very sad life and needs to get laid.

Homer meats Mr Database and helps him out of his out of character drunken slobbishness. And they go to see Database at Frink’s lab to get him to spend more time with his father and not Frink. When they leave Frink reveals he revived Frink Sr again...

Lisa asks Marge if they have any corn muffins. Marge explains that when they released her Grasshoppers/Locusts, this caused a famine. The author tries to demand that this episode is before Penny Wise guys but Oscar says it’s after in his canon. Hugo still being a member of the insectivore gourmet society is eating big black beetles. Oscar is disgusted and put off of his lunch. Ace the vampire makes stupid Beatles and VW Beetle jokes.

Dan Gillick has lost his job as an ear piercing gun guy in the mall and has descended into cartoon supervillainry by crash dieting on Ben and Jerry’s until he is fat and shaving off all his hair. He employs hundreds of Minions from Despicable Me to do his chores, laundry etc. MrBurns says this is exactly like his cousin Gru Burns.

Disaster strikes the Simpsons when Bart lands incorrectly from jumping on the trampoline while Lisa is meditating and breaks his arm.

There is a scene at the hospital where the Simpsons agree the Trampoline must go and no Roadrunner and Wile E Coyote shenanigans are going to stop them getting rid of it. Meanwhile the trampoline talks to their old trampoline. Dr Hibbert plasters up Bart’s arm while Oscar boasts he has broken his arm, the same arm, five times... the sixth time his Dad broke his arm for him in a domestic assault/beating upon him.

Database finds it difficult to bond with his father, Oscar corrects things with Frink by explaining he shouldn’t be bonding with other kids in a fatherly manner because he has a kid. John Frink III is cross with him for not spending time with him. However the Frink’s find this difficult because of Dan Gillick as Gru and his minions.

Bart’s friends and his brother Hugo write get well messages on his plaster cast. Orson announces because it is Tuesday, tonight he “Same thing I do every Tuesday night PInky.” Goes into space to gobble up other planets and fight with Galactus over the eating of planets.