Edward Simpson III is the elder child of the Simpsons. He is a con artist and part-time gangster.
- "What the Fuck?!"
- ―Eddie over Judge Harm's comment of used to being a boy
Homer and Eddie's relationship is very positive, due to having very similar personalities . Eddie and Homer enjoy watching football and drinking beer together. Eddie and Homer have had many adventures together, like being kidnapped by the Mob, who thought Homer was Krusty.