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Brother Simpson Mr Burns's Casino is shut down and demolished. Bart jealous of Lisa and Maggie's bond as sisters wants a brother but Marge and Homer don't want anymore kids. And the Simpsons consider the hypothetical idea of having another family member when a teenager called Roy comes to stay. Set during The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show


The entire town turn up to watch Mr Burns's casino get torn down.

"This is Kent Brockman live at Mr Burns's casino where it will be demolished to make way for a casino themed hotel." said Kent Brockman.

"This must be very heartbreaking sir." said Smithers.

"I'm just worried about what's going to happen to all my workers... the cardsharps... the bartenders..." said Mr Burns.

"They're all working at your chain of care homes sir." Smithers explained.

"Excellent..." said Mr Burns.

"I can't believe it. This place gives me so many memories." said Marge.

"Such as your gambling addiction." said Homer.

"Yes dear..." Marge sighed.

"And Gamblor..." said Oscar as Gamblor was standing in the crowd holding a bunch of flowers in his neon claws.

Everyone started counting down to zero.

"I can't wait for the implosion!" said Bart.

"Implosion?!" said the chief detonator. The casino exploded violently sending debris and dust everywhere. Everyone screamed and ran away.

The Simpsons drove away through the dust. They ran over Mr Potato head.

"Omg! Dad you ran over Don Rickles!" said Lisa.

"I'm fine but that Puerto Rican guy is stealing your hubcaps." said Don Rickles. Aka Mr Potato Head.

A Puerto Rican guy was doing just that. "Nah I'm just kidding. I'm a nice guy really." He said before stopping from attempting to unscrew a hubcap from Homer's car.

The Simpsons winced.


At Home Lisa and Maggie were having a pretend tea party with Lisa's tea set. Bart saw them and rolled his eyes. He wanted nothing to do with it.

Lisa smirked and pretended to drink invisible tea.

Earlier that day he had a falling out with Oscar.

Oscar was sat on his bed.

"Oz it was just the last Twinkie..." Bart sighed.

"Well I've decided to... rip the head off Mr Honey Bunny!" Oscar was holding a bunny rabbit toy wearing a tuxedo and had ripped its head off.

"Noooooo! Mr Honey Bunny!" Bart took his broken toy and kissed it with little kisses while deeply upset it got broken.

Oscar smirked at Bart kissing a plushie.

Later Bart saw Lisa and Maggie playing still. He got slightly envious. He didn't have a brother of his own. It just didn't feel the same playing with his friends and they weren't always around like a brother would be.

Bart then went out the back to see Rod and Todd skipping gayly in their backyard.

"We're skipping!" They mentioned loudly what they were doing. Bart rolled his eyes.

"Even they're having fun..." said Bart.

Bart decided to ask his parents that he wanted a new brother.

"No way! Threes enough!" said Homer.

Bart asked Marge.

"Hmmmm... I'm sorry Sweetie but your father and I don't want anymore kids..." said Marge. "And besides the next baby could be a girl..."

Bart gasped. Mom was right! He imagined he was in Sex and the City helping Lisa, Maggie and the new sister with their shopping.

"Come on Bart! We want to go to Tiffany's!" said adult Lisa in the day dream.


The dream ended and Bart shuddered.

"Marge, don't we keep a you-know-what in the attic that looks like Mutant Bart?" Homer pointed out.

”Himer your always telling Oscar off for mentioning him.” said Marge.

However that night, Bart dreamed of famous brothers such as the Wright brothers, the Blues Brothers and the Marx Brothers. Bart was all alone.


That evening after Bart had gone to bed Marge was pondering his request while feeding Hugo his fish heads.

"But I'm his brother! Why won't you let him play with me?" asked Hugo.

"Hmmmm! Because we're not ready for him to know about you yet Sweetie." said Marge, as the thought of Bart finding out he had a twin brother that was kept locked up in the attic troubled Marge. It could cause all sorts of drama.

Marge then told Homer what Bart asked for.

"You want to try for a baby?!" Homer asked.

"No. But I do want you to spend some more father and son time with Bart." said Marge.

Homer groaned. "Fine..."

The next day, Homer was in the backyard with Bart and Stitchface the football. They were playing catch.

"Sorry Homer, but I just don't feel like playing catch..." said Bart.

Homer had an idea.

He was in the garage with Oscar constructing another of his effigies...

"Homer are you sure you want to do this? No offence but you never finish projects..." said Oscar.

A half finished badly constructed robot boy crawled out from the shadows. "Father! Give me legs!" said the robot.

Homer threw the robot away.

"Father..." said the robot.

Homer shook his head and sent it away.

The robot with a bucket for a head and a broom and a tennis racket for arms crawled away slowly.

Oscar had a dumbfounded look on his face at this weirdness.

They continued working on the effigy. It had Stitchface the football as a head and Oscar added a wacky hey Arnold hair do made of straw. He smirked as he glued on the straw and drew a silly face on the football.

Homer had a surprise for Bart...

"Bart, let me introduce your.... new brother!" He showed Bart the Hey Arnold-esque effigy.

Bart had a baffled look. "Uh thanks..."

Later he threw it in the bin outside.

Helga from Hey Arnold appeared. "Move it, Football head!" she yelled at the effigy.

Bart gave the fourth wall a confused look.


"Mom why don't you just adopt a boy..." said Bart getting a drink in the kitchen.

"Hmmmmm! Because it wouldn't be fair not to pick someone because of their gender..." said Marge. "And besides we don't have room for anyone else right now that Roy is staying over."

A teenage kid wearing a back to front red baseball cap, sunglasses and a long t shirt was sat at the kitchen table chilling.

"That's right, Mrs S." said Roy.

Bart rolled his eyes at the fourth wall.

I have no idea but this was a gag about unnecessary extra characters like Larry in Pinky and the Brain.

Meanwhile Oscar was in the living room lying on his stomach watching Aladdin: The Return of Jafar. He was watching the part where Genie returns from his holiday to Disney World via the Palace garden fountain.

"Hey you guuuuuys!" Genie shouted in Homer's voices. (Mmmm Dan Castellaneta Genie...)

"Ay Carumba!" Oscar yelled.

Bart came in. "Okay, show's over dude, time for Itchy and Scratchy." Bart switched the TV over to his favorite cartoon.

Krusty was laughing his trademark laugh and was covered in pies.

"Wasn't that a great one hundred pie fight kids?!" said Krusty. "Now for another exciting episode of Itchy and Scratchy!"

The Itchy and Scratchy cartoon came on. However it was a terrible episode.

”Ow!” Itchy hit Scratchy gently.




"That was terrible! They didn't even kill each other!" Bart groaned.

They both went off somewhere.

Marge came in surprised the kids didn't want to watch their violent cartoon.

She found them in the kitchen. Bart was drinking milk and Lisa was reading a box of Krusty Os for some reason...

"Kids you're not watching your cartoon? Don't you like Itchy Scratchy anymore?" Marge asked.

"We Do! It's just such a nice day today!" said Lisa. It was raining...

"Yeah we see you and Dad all day but we don't have to." said Bart.

"A hug is all I ask..." said Marge hugging him.

"Mooooom! You can hug me when I'm asleep..." Bart groaned trying to get out of her vice like hug as it was embarrassing.

"I do!" said Marge.

Bart screamed frightened by the thought of her doing that...


Later Marge took the kids shopping for some reason. They looked extremely bored.

"You three wait here. I need to buy a brassiere." said Marge.

"Mmmmmm! Bra...." said Oscar moaning pervertedly.

"Eeeeeew! Oscar...!" Lisa groaned in disgust.

"Can't we just run around and meet you back here later?" Bart asked.

"Okay, but don't go to far." said Marge going off to buy a bra.

Bart, Lisa and Oscar had barely got a few steps when a man jumped out at them.

"Kids would you like to come with me?" The man in a green jacket asked.

Oscar gave the most sensible if a little over the top response. "Nyaaaaaaaagh! Stranger danger!!" He then ran off screaming.

Bart and Lisa rolled their eyes. Despite Oscar being the most sensible...

The man turned out be working for Roger Myers Jr and was doing a free watch cartoons part of a survey thingy. I take a gag out of context...

“Now, you each have a knob in front of you.” said the guy Oscar was scared of. “When you like what you see, turn the knob to the right. [Beeps] When you don't like what you see, turn it left.” [Buzzes]

Ralph was eating his knob, “My knob tastes funny.“

“Please refrain from tasting your knob.”

Oscar heading back to Marge in panic winced.

”I could soooo make that line inappropriate....”

Back at the mirror room.

”Your knob tastes funny...” said Ralph.

“Please refrain from tasting my knob.” said the weird guy.

”See? My point exactly....” said Oscar.

Marge was in the lingerie section when Oscar ran in frightened and clutched her green dress.

"Oscar what's wrong? I thought I told you kids to wait for me!" said Marge.

Oscar told her what happened.

"Oh my god!" Marge gasped.


Marge found Bart and Lisa safe and unharmed. But was disappointed with them.

"Bart I'm very disappointed in you! You too Lisa! I thought you two would at least remember not to go off with strangers!" Marge scolded them.

"Mom, he was animator for Roger Myers animation studios holding a surprise survey for five lucky kids..." said Bart. "We watched Itchy and Scratchy with Ralph, Milhouse and Nelson in a room with a two way mirror and judged them like American Idol."

"He could have been a creepy man with a truck offering us candy..." Oscar whimpered.

"Oh come on, Oz..." Bart sighed.

"Oscar, you did the right thing." said Marge stroking his hair.

Oscar got a Twinkie as a reward for doing the right thing. Bart and Lisa got nothing.

Plot 2[]

At home Homer is upervisising the kids. Strangely but thankfully Bart wasn't annoying Lisa or fighting with her.

However he was instead doing his cute Pistol Pete from Goof Tropp voice he does when playing with Oscar. He was using it to sweet talk Homer into doing the monster mash with Marge and conceiving another baby.

"Dadd-ee? Don't wanna bug ya, jus' a small request, but... can I have a baby brother, please?" said Bart doing his cute voice.

"Uh no..." said Homer. "Ask your mother when she gets home.

Anyway the premises for his counterpart Pistol wanting a baby brother was that Pete was too big to play tea party or fit in the doll's house... I imagine that's exactly why Big Mouth Tamaki wanted a baby brother and got Oscar.

Oscqr winced.

Bart and Pistol smirked.

"Yeah my sister used to dress me up as a dolly and play tea party..." Oscar winced.

"Oh goody! You can pway princess dolly then..." said Pistol Pete.

Oscar winced.


At lunch Homer is reading the newspaper. There is an article that a new character has been introduced to Itchy and Scratchy.

"Wow! There's a new character in Itchy and Scratchy!" said Bart. "Poochie the dog?!"

"Cartoons always try to ad new characters to stay popular when they grow stagnant." said Lisa. "This'll blow over soon and we won't remember the name Poochie."

"Yeah they should have never changed the colour of Tomatopotomus's legs..." said Oscar playing on his Gameboy.

Roy joined them for lunch. Bart rolled his eyes.

"Hey! Dad you should apply for the voice of Poochie! You'll be famous!" said Bart.

"Yeah you're always doing funny voices Dad!" said Lisa.

"I do not have a funny voice!" said Homer offended.

"Sure you do! Say something into this tape recorder." said Bart holding a tape recorder.

"This is Homer J on the nine o'clock breakfast show now for some smooth jazz!" said Homer trying to put on his most seductive voice.

Bart played his voice back to him. Homer screamed.

"Agh?! I don't really sound like that do I?!" Homer cried. "Aawwwww... I do sound ridiculous..."

"Cheer up Homer. To me you sound like the Genie from Aladdin!" Oscar comforted him.

"Hehehehe! I do!" Homer giggled. "Hey nice going Al..." He put on his Genie voice.

The Simpsons rolled their eyes.


Homer considered going for the role. several others went to including Otto who just did terribly.

“My name is Otto! I love to blotto!” said Otto!

“Next!” said Roger Myers Jr.

“Hi, I’m Poochie the dog! You may remember me from such-“ said Troy McClure.

“Next!” Roger Myers Jr didn’t like his performance.

“Ruff ruff! I’m Poochie the talking dog.,” Homer did a really silky voice for Poochie.

“Now that’s terrible! You’re not even trying!” Roger Myers ranted.

“Ooooh! So I’m not trying...” said Homer sarcastically.

“Yhats it! That’s the voice we’re looking for!” Roger Myers was overjoyed. “Do it again!”

“Do what?” Homer asked.

“Never mind...” Roger sighed.

“Oooooh... never mind! Don’t mind if I do!” said Homer sarcastically.

“That’s it! You’ve got the job!” said Roger Myers Jr.

“Woohoo!” Homer cheered.

“Now your fired...” said Roger Myers Jr.

“Oh I’m fired am I? Oh, boo hoo!” Homer said sarcastically.

“Nah just kidding! Welcome aboard pal!” said Roger Myers.


Elsewhere Bart was adding to his stamp collection when Oscar was being stupid like Mr Bean and sticking the stamps on his eyelids and tongue and making a face that involved blinking and wagging his tongue to show off the stamps.

Bart was not impressed. "Oz! some of those stamps are extremely rare! don't muck about with them!"

Then Oscar played with his desk lamp by turning it on and off.

“Oscar stop that! Geez your being even more annoying then that time we invited the Noid over...”

We cut to the Noid making high pitched cartoony laughter while ruining dinner by jumping on it and running about the dining room.

Then Adam West ran in growling and grabbed the Noid and killed him by slamming his head against the table repeatedly, then swinging him against a wall until blood splattered across it and then he broke the Noid’s neck.

“Perhaps it was the Noid that should’ve avoided me...” said Adam West leaving as the Simpsons were horrified by what he had done.


At Roger Myers Animation Studios Homer is introduced to his co star. A lady that does the voice of Itchy and Scratchy.

“Hi Homer. I do the voice of Itchy!” said the blond lady with the voice of an ex smoker.

“What?! But you’re a lady! How do they get voice out of your pretty mouth?” said Homer.

“Why thank you Homer! It’s me Itchy!” said The lady voice actor putting on Itchy’s voice.

Homer laughed. “That’s fantastic!”

“Thanks Homer. I’m also Road Runner! Meep!” said the lady.

“You mean meep! Meep!?” Homer asked eagerly.

“No they only pay me to say Meep once, then they repeat it post edit. Lousy cheapskates...” said the lady voice actor.

“Okay people! Places please...” said Roger Myers.


Very soon it was the premiere of the very first episode of Itchy and Scratchy to feature Poochie, Homer’s character.

The Simpsons decided for whatever reason to host a showing for everyone in town to watch it.

Homer eagerly took his seat to watch the premiere. Bart grimaced as Roy joined everyone to watch the premiere.

Jasper then took a seat.

“Is this seat taken little girl?” Jasper thought Bart was a girl.

“I’m not a girl! Are you blind?!” Bart yelled.

“Yes...” Jasper sighed.

“Of course he’s blind! And you blinded him by playing about with those stupid lasers!” Oscar ranted making reference to Homer the vigilante where Bart finds a house is defended by laser guns. And throws rocks at the house to see the lasers.

They all watched the pilot episode of Poochie being a new character. Unfortunately he kept interrupting Itchy when he was trying to kill Scratchy.

”I’m radical dude! Too the extreme!” said Poochie trying to be cool but failing.

”What the heck is this?!” Bart was disgusted.

Everyone hated the new Itchy and Scratchy.

”Well what do you all think?” Homer asked.

Everyone storms off.

Homer groaned.

”Thanks for ruining my cartoon Dad!” Bart snapped and stormed off.


Meanwhile Bart was still longing for a brother.

”You have one. Your deranged homicidal twin Hugo who’s locked in the attic.” said Oscar.

”Oz stop spoiling season eight!” Homer told him off.

”Okay..” Bart winced.

Roy the random character. Who looks alarmingly like Poochie was still living with the Simpsons...

The next day.

As usual, Saturday morning Marge finds Bart and Lisa Simpson stretched out on their bellies in front of the television, watching their favourite cartoon friends, Itchy and Scratchy. Marge has been increasingly concerned about the amount of time Bart and Lisa have been spending watching T.V. so she has come up with a plan.

"Hey kids, your father has the day off, so we'd all go to the Science Centre" chirped Marge in her most enthusiastic voice.

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!" screamed Lisa.

"Urrrgh!" moaned Bart.

”Wooooohooo!” A kid’s voice cheered from the air vent.

Marge winced.

"I'm not taking no for an answer. Get ready we're leaving in ten minutes" commanded Marge.

Bart groaned.

Twenty minutes later, the Simpson family is driving around in the parking lot of the Science Centre, unable to find a parking spot.

"You see Marge, this was a dumb idea. Let's just go to Moe's and have a few beers" announced Homer triumphantly.

"You know you can't take the kids into a bar" Marge retorted.

”I wanna beer...” Oscar whined.

Marge sighed. “Homer...”

"Yeah you're right. Let's drop them at home first" agreed Homer.

"No! We are going to the Science Centre and that's that! Oh! There's a spot now. Hurry Homer." said Marge.

”Noooooooooo!” Bart was doing dramatic Noooooooo’s.

”Bart enough!” Marge scolded him.

"No mom! That spot's contaminated. Can't you see that blue stuff on the ground? Besides, Dad's right. You and Homeboy need a break from us kids" offered Bart.

"Nice try Bart. That's antifreeze and we are going to the Science Centre and you are going to enjoy it and learn something" Marge exclaimed, putting an end to the discussion.

Bart frowned.

As the Simpson family entered the Science Centre, they were amazed to see the massive, transparent escalator.

Oscar is not impressed because shopping malls have escalators in them.

Bart is so curious that he takes his gum out of his mouth and sticks it on the escalator and then runs around to see what happens to it after it is pulled under. Unfortunately, the gum gets stuck in the mechanism and the escalator jerks to a halt, catapulting people over the edge and backwards on top of each other.

People groan and whine in pain.

”My leg!”

Bart laughed maniacally.

The Simpson family is oblivious to what has just happened so they wander over to the Space Hall.

"Wow! We can go to Saturn" Lisa yelled in amazement.

Bart groaned bored.

”Well I want to visit Uranus!” said Oscar. (Your anus.)

Bart cracked up laughing.

”Oscar stop using that planet’s name as an excuse to be crude!” Marge nagged. “Bart don’t encourage him!”

'I hope they have doughnuts and beer there. I'm getting hungry" grumbled Homer as his stomach gave a loud growl in agreement.

"You don't really think it goes to Saturn do you?" said Bart bored.

"Hey! Has anyone seen Maggie?" asked Marge in a panic.

Maggie caused some sort of mishap and wandered off as usual.


Roy arrived with Maggie.

”I found her in the gift shop.” said Roy.

”Oh thank you Roy.” Marge thanked Roy and took Maggie.

“But Itchy and Scratchy is critically acclaimed.” Roger Myers Jr begged Krusty.

”Acclaimed? [Spits]“ Krusty was furious. “I oughta replace it right now with that Chinese cartoon... where the robots turn into blingwads! And they give children seizures!” Krusty ranted. “But I’m a lazy, lazy man.”

Krusty noticed the Simpsons were not watching TV.

”And why are your children not safely at home watching TV?!”

”He has a point Mom...” said Bart.

”I’m taking them on educational day out!” Marge snapped.

Bart winced when he saw the survey guy being arrested.

Homer was in his encourage Bart moods because he was also bored of the museum.

”Oooooh! Haley’s comet!” said Lisa.

”Okay who wants to walk around a boring museum all day...” Homer asked.

Marge and Lisa frowned and put up their hands.

“And who would like to see them do just the opposite- getting into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers?“ Homer asked.

”Coooooooool!” Oscar cooed.

Elsewhere Roger Myers decides time kill off Poochie. Homer is angered at this but Poochie dies on the way back to his home planet.

Plot 3[]