Bart Simpson

“I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?”

―Bart Simpson to various people.

“Cowabunga!”

―His other catchphrase.

Bart Simpson
Gender
Status
Alias(es)	Bartman El Barto Cupcake Kid The "I Didn't Do It" Boy Edith Knickertwist Bartron Cowabunga Kid Baby Stink Breath Little Bro (by Tessa) Cosmo Rusty Bart-Dude/Bartman (by Otto Mann) Bart Bart Timmy O' Toole The Thing from Uranus Beautiful Bart Laddie Liberty Cal A. Bunga Earring Boy Special Little Guy (by Marge) The Great Bart-o Naked Fairy Godboy Bart Flanders The Boy/Boy (by Homer) Ratboy (by Homer) Shoes Butt-back Steve Bennett Bartina (by women's prison warden in his imagination)
Hair	Blonde (yellow)
Age	10
Occupation	Student at Springfield Elementary School KBXL Disc Jockey (Future)
Relatives	Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson Sisters: Tessa Simpson, Lizzy Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Maggie Simpson Girlfriend: Melody Juniper Ex-Girlfriends: Jessica Lovejoy, Sarah Plain & Tall, Greta Wolfcastle, Summer Romance girl, Jenny Slater, Nikki McKenna, Laura Powers and Shauna Chalmers Ex-fiancés: Darcy and Mary Spuckler Wife (Future): Gina Vendetti Ex-Wife (Future): Jenda Sallington Children (Future): Picard Simpson, Kirk Simpson, Corvus Simpson, Lydia Simpson, Hattie Simpson, Vincent Simpson and Cashel Simpson Adoptive Parents-in-Law (Future): Jack Lassen and Elise Cantwell Ex Parents-in-Law (Future): Peter Sallington and Millie Sallington Brothers-in-Law (Future): Montaigne Prince, Michael D'Amico, Milhouse Van Houten and Hudson Taylor Adoptive Siblings-in-Law (Future): Donny, Andy Lassen and Rita Lassen Ex Brother-in-Law (Future): Clyde Sallington Nieces/Nephews (Future): Sunny Prince, Sheldon Prince, Anthony Simpson-D'Amico, Zia Van Houten, Chase Van Houten, Jonathan Simpson-D'Amico, Judith Prince, Emelia Simpson-D'Amico, Maggie Taylor-Simpson, Jr. and John Taylor-Simpson Paternal Grandparents: Abe Simpson II and Mona Simpson (Deceased) Maternal Grandparents: Clancy Bouvier (Deceased) and Jacqueline Bouvier Aunts/Uncles: Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Edward Bouvier, Lindsey Naegle and Jackson Grunge Ex Uncles: Robert Terwilliger, Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure, Stu Discothèque, Abe Simpson II and Fit-Fat Tony Half-Aunts/Uncles: Herbert Powell, Elise Powell, Abbey Simpson and Vlad Giffin Cousins: Hank Simpson, Alwar Bouvier, Robert Bouvier, Lawrence Bouvier, Gordo Grunge and Sierra Grunge Half Cousins: Thurston Powell, "Bone Cruncher" Simpson, Bella Powell and Felicity Powell Adoptive-Cousin: Ling Bouvier Cousins-in-Law (Future): Quincy Lexington, Plum Harris, Nicole Kellis, Mandy Grunge and Jeff Sanford Adoptive Cousin-in-Law (Future): Dawson Larkey Second Cousins (Future): Darrin Bouvier, Sheryl Bouvier, Robert Bouvier Jr., Mark Grunge, Ibriz Bouvier, Fred Sandford and Iris Grunge Adoptive Second Cousins (Future): Ling Bouvier, Jr., Bradon Larkey and Helena Larkey First-Cousins-Once-Removed: Omar Simpson, Dr. Simpson, Frank Simpson, Millionaire Actor, Valerie Togasaki-Rothman, Bernie Olsen, Marnie Simpson, Dotty Bouvier, Tootsie Bouvier, Rowena Bouvier. Alfreda Bouvier II, Pierre Bouvier and Cousin Dot Second Cousins: Stanley Simpson, Holly Bouvier, Polly Bouvier. Dolly Bouvier. and Lolly Bouvier Double-Second Cousins: Brit Simpson, Lily Simpson, and Magpie Simpson Great-Grandfathers: Orville Simpson, Bjorn Olsen, Pépé Bouvier, and Ferdinand Gurney Great-Grandmothers: Yuma Hickman, Bambi Petitbois, and Alvarine Bisque Granduncles: Cyrus Simpson, Chet Simpson, Bill Simpson, Tyrone Simpson, Fester Simpson, Hubert Simpson, JoJo Bouvier, Chester Bouvier, Herman Bouvier, and Uncle Lou Grandaunts: Charlene Bouvier, and Aunt Gladys Housemate: Graggle Simpson For the rest of his relatives, refer to the The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album.
Voiced By	Nancy Cartwright

Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson (born February 23, 1979) is the second eldest child and only son of Homer and Marge Simpson, the younger brother of Tessa Simpson and the older brother of Lizzy, Lisa and Maggie Simpson.

Bart is a spiked-haired Simpson with knock tarts on his head disruptive and "potentially dangerous" child. He also has been nicknamed "Cosmo", after discovering a comet in "Bart's Comet". Bart has also been on the cover on numerous comics, such as "Critical Hit", "Simpsons Treasure Trove #11", and "Winter Wingding". Bart also has a 100-issue comic series entitled the Simpson Comics Presents Bart Simpson. Bart is loosely based on Matt Groening and his older brother, Mark Groening.

Even at a young age, Bart has accomplished many feats. He has won an award for his Angry Dad web series, he has discovered a new comet which was named after him, and he also has performed in a successful band with Milhouse Van Houten, Nelson Muntz, Martin Prince, Jr., and Ralph Wiggum.

Future

At age 12, Bart has a mullet and gets in a foul mood because Lisa managed to overshadow him at his own birthday, so he decides to go out with Milhouse to break streetlamps. Chief Wiggum arrests Milhouse and Bart manages to hide inside the retirement home where Grampa gives him a BMX. Bart has a mullet at school.

At age 15, Bart can make some stunts on his bike. With Marge and Lisa at a camp and Homer at Moe's, he decides to throw a house party, where he finds Homer smoking cannabis. He gets angry at him and goes to Grampa's grave, where he gets the idea to enter a BMX Competition. He failed one of his stunts and blacked out, only to be rescued by Lisa, who was now a hero.

At the age of 18, Bart is a senior at Springfield High School. He styles his hair and wears an earring. He speaks three languages, apparently, one being armpit noises, and one is hinted to be French. He pursues a relationship with a girl named Jenda. He's doing caricatures at a pier when he's invited to go to Milhouse's graduation party. There, Milhouse is humiliated by his parents but confronted by Lisa. Bart gets angry, as his sister can overshadow him even at his best friend's party. Lisa gets angry and confesses that she thinks he's a good artist, even though he doesn't do anything with his talent. Jenda who denies his proposal because he doesn't have a steady career plan. As a result, Bart pursues a career at the Kwik-E-Mart. Whether he kept the job is not mentioned. After saving Mr. Burns from a robbery, he is awarded a scholarship to Yale, which was meant to go to Lisa. He gives the scholarship back to her, so she doesn't have to suffer a bleak future with Milhouse.

At age 20, Bart takes his sister's advice and opens a bike customization shop, complete with a huge painting behind one of the doors dedicated to Lisa.

At the age of 25, Bart became a building demolisher and vehicle crusher and plans to attend law school as soon as he "gets all of [his] aggression out". He also mentions having been divorced twice by this age. He is more kind in general, as opposed to his modern-day disposition.

At age 40, Bart has two sons, Picard Simpson and Kirk Simpson, who he barely ever sees. Jenda is now his ex-wife and has married her new boyfriend. His children have to stay with Bart for Christmas, which they think is going to suck. He eventually teaches them the meaning of Christmas, which schools aren't allowed to do in this time period. Bart's gained swag as a poor guitarist and alcoholic that dropped out of the DeVry Institute. He lives in a ratty beach house alongside Ralph, the only other member of Bart's band. At this age, Bart acts like an especially spoiled version of his ten-year-old self, still calling on his mother to make Lisa play fair when she does things like telling him he can't join the presidency (Lisa is the President of the United States at the time). He mooches money off his parents and Ned Flanders, to whom Bart regards as a "softie". His new catchphrase: "You used to be cool, man." He says this whenever he hears something he doesn't like from someone. Bart continuously embarrasses Lisa and unwittingly ruins her tax plan to get out of debt. Surprisingly, Lisa is much more embarrassed of Bart than of Homer in this episode. In the end, however, Bart's extensive experience with evading debt collectors leads to him helping Lisa buy some time to pay off America's debt to other countries. In gratitude, Lisa legalizes "it", "it" likely being the use of cannabis.

At age 41, Bart is working at Cretaceous Park and is sad that his love with Jenda hasn't worked as expected and now he misses his kids. Nelson tries to convince him to be happy as he's a free man and dragged him to a party, where he's asked to leave. He then finds a brainwash clinic that helps him forget about Jenda. He manages to find other girlfriends including his longtime frenemy, Gina Vendetti, but he still misses Jenda. He later learns that her alien boyfriend, Jerry, has abandoned her. After a talk with Bart, she realizes that he's much more mature and decides to get back with him. As their second relationship wasn't working out either, they decide to break up again. He then wakes up at the clinic's chair and discovers that it was all a dream. Then, he decided to man up and take a job at KBXL as a Disc Jockey (DJ), he gets remarried to Gina, he regains custody of Picard and Kirk from Jenda, and he and his sons move in with Gina as he moved out of The Lofts at Springfield Elementary. Bart and Gina eventually have 5 kids of their own, Corvus, Lydia, Hattie, Vincent and Cashel Simpson.

At age 50, Bart appears to have graduated law school, as he is Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Marge has also imagined Bart being a sleazy male stripper at this time.

At the age of 70, he lives at the Springfield Retirement Castle with Milhouse.

At the age of 80, he launches fireworks reading "Skinner Sucks", making Skinner suffer a fatal heart attack. His corpse would run him over, killing Bart.

At the age of 83, he finds true love. Sadly, he dies one minute later after being ran over by Seymour Skinner's wheelchair.

Friends

• Milhouse Van Houten (best friend)
• Anica Terwilliger
• Warren Van Horne
• Nelson Muntz
• Donny
• Mark Taylor
• Erik Anderson
• Ross Gaffield
• Tyler Lawrence
• Nikki McKenna
• Gina Vendetti (sometimes)
• Sidney Braxton
• Lewis Clark
• Gerald Harris
• Nick Landorf
• Tanya Sherwood
• Derion Newton
• Martin Prince, Jr.
• Freddy Demon
• Grace Lexington (neighbor)
• Diggs Slater

Enemies

• Robert Terwilliger (arch-nemesis)
• Mr. Burns
• Homer Simpson (sometimes)
• Russ Cargill
• Jack Lassen
• Gina Vendetti (frenemy)
• Nelson Muntz (sometimes)
• Jimbo Jones
• Dolph Starbeam
• Kearney Zzyzwicz
• Tessa Simpson (sometimes)
• Seymour Skinner (sometimes)
• Marge Simpson (sometimes)
• Milhouse Van Houten (sometimes)
• Paula Skinner (sometimes)
• Elena Skinner

Memorable Quotes

“Ay caramba!”

"Cowabunga!”

"Eat my shorts!”

"Get Bent!”

”Cooooooool!”

"Don’t have a cow man...”

Gallery

Bart artwork for The Simpson