Bart Simpson

Bartholomew JoJo Simpson
Gender
Status
Hair	Blonde (yellow)
Age	11
Occupation	Student at Springfield High School Comedian Writer Actor Rapper
Relatives	Father: Homer Simpson Mother: Marge Simpson Sisters: Lisa Simpson and Maggie Simpson Grandfathers: Abraham Simpson and Clancy Bouvier Grandmothers: Mona Simpson and Jacqueline Bouvier Aunts: Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier and Abbie Simpson Uncle: Herbert Powell Sons: Ryan Simpson, Abraham Simpson III Daughter: Delia Simpson Wife: Kassandra Simpson Ex: Amanda Simpson (Rapsta Chik)

Since his best friend Milhouse Van Houten became a rapper, he also became a rapper and work with 5-0Cent and Cho Chang in G-Unit. He got beef with Bart Johansen in Shelbyville.

When he Graduated Elementary School

When Bart graduated school he was 11 year old, and he did a big prank on Principal Skinner it was funny... More Coming Soon!

Starting High School

He began doing stand up in Capital City comedy clubs

He started Young Life Records and got married to Amanda Simpson, known as rapper Rapsta Chik. Bart has two have twins Ryan and Delia together and nearly two years later had Abraham III. Bart and Rapsta briefly separated but renewed their vows, although Bart continued to see his girlfriend Kassandra Simpson on the side. Amanda and Bart eventually went their separate ways once again in 2018. Amanda initially was going to file for divorce because she felt as though they were drifting apart, but Bart also filed due to him choosing to be with Kassandra. Since the divorce, Bart and Kassandra have made several claims against Amanda, all of which were disproved by Amanda as well as her labelmates. Bart also disowned his father for the second time due to escalating abuse, but still allows Marge, Lisa, and Maggie to visit. He began the hip hop group cItYb0yZ with fellow rapper JayDee and producer LewisLoud, which broke up in 2018.

Relatives

• Father: Homer Simpson

• Mother: Marge Simpson

• Sister: Lisa Simpson

• Sister: Maggie Simpson
• Twin Brother: Hugo Simpson (separated)
• Wife: Kassandra 'Kasey' Simpson (a.k.a KaseytheTitsy)

• Ex-Wife: Amanda Simpson (a.k.a Rapsta Chik)
• Brother in Law: Michael D'Amico
• Brother in law: Zachary Phylson

• Sister in Law: Amy Middlestone (deceased)

• Mother in Law: Fay Middlestone

• Father in Law: Micheal Middlestone

• Daughter: Delia Simpson

• Sons: Ryan Simpson, Abraham Simpson III

• Paternal Grandfather:Abraham Simpson II

• Paternal Grandmother: Mona Simpson

• Maternal Grandfather: Clancy Bouvier

• Maternal Grandmother: Jacqueline Bouvier

• Paternal Uncle: Herbert Powell

• Paternal Aunt: Abbie

• Maternal Aunts: Patty Bouvier and Selma Bouvier

Friends

• Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten (Character)(Simpsons Fanon G-File)

• K-dog (Character)(Simpsons Fanon G-File)

• G-Unit (Character)(Simpsons Fanon G-File)

• Snoop Dogg (Character)(Simpsons Fanon G-File)

• Cho Chang (Character)(Simpsons Fanon G-File)

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Memorable Quotes

Small Fish, Big Pond

"I think that, to be honest, there are worse ways to go. But I can't think of a more humiliating one than autoerotic asphyxiation."

"He slept on my couch and he didn't pay rent. My dog has fleas that are less parasitic."

"Jada Pinkett Smith is boycotting the Oscars. Jada Pinkett Smith boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting the Oscars - I'm not invited. Apparently, I lower the tone."

"I hate living near a nightclub - especially after closing time. Last week, I caught a couple having sex against my front door. I don't even know how they got in."

Married.

"My wife and sister have won three Grammys between them and my brother-in-law is a WWE champion. I, meanwhile..."

"Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "Do you know who I am" excuse?"

Discography

Main article: Bart Simpson discography

Gallery

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