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Bart and Milhouse go on a night on the town. They hit up a Candy store. Bart has a chocolate bar, fudge, a lollipop, and Carmel. Milhouse didn't get as much as Bart did. "Don't you think getting that much sugar could result badly?" Milhouse asks. Bart doesn't think anything could go wrong, so they keep going. Bart takes a stop to get ice cream. Milhouse notices he is more energetic than usual. "Maybe you should stop Bart" Milhouse says. "No way man! This is great!" Bart says. Milhouse has to use the bathroom, and leaves Bart for a minute. Bart sees a bakery, and runs in and gets a cherry cake. Milhouse comes back to see icing all over Bart's mouth area and him all hyperactive. Milhouse tries to talk to him, but Milhouse is shoved out of the way by Jessica Lovejoy, who entices Bart away with gumdrops. Bart, still on a sugar high, has an intense make out session with Jessica. When Bart starts to wind down, Jessica gives him two cup cakes to keep him hyper. After a night of Jessica and Bart doing fun things such as bowling, laser tag, and occasional sugar eating to keep Bart hyped up, Bart is dropped off at his house. Marge notices he's hyper so Homer sends Bart to bed. Bart wakes up, and simply says "that was one heck of a night!"

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