All About Lisa A lisa central episode with vegetarians and the environment! Yaaaaaaaawn! Zzzzz!
Plot
The Evil Springfield Republican headquarters castle! Mwuhahahaha!
(SPEAKING IN LATIN) “Quorom Silia Oozo Mohok!”
”Mohok!”
“Let's get started. First I'd like to announce that thanks to the magic of Disney Animatronics, Strom Thurmond will live another one hundred years.” said Mr Burns.
(RECORDING) “Twenty more terms!” said an animatronic of Strom Thurmond.
“Moving on to new business, what act of unmitigated evil shall the Republican Party undertake this week?” Mr Burns asked.
“Oh! Oh, oh, oh.” Ralph Nader begged.
“You've already done enough, Nader.” said George Bush Sr.
“Let's get rid of PBS! Those lousy Muppets have been taking food out of my mouth for too long! (SCOFFS)” said Krusty the clown. Yes Krusty....
“I say we crack down on the hippies. Bleh!” said Dracula.
“What about this dang environment? Back in Texas, we got rid of it, and it made everyone a lot happier.“ said Rich Texan.
(Murmuring in agreement.)
”Excellent. We shall destroy the environment by scrapping every anti-pollution law.” said Mr Burns. Mwuhahahaha! “Now Bob Dole will read from the Necronomicon.”
(SPEAKING IN LATIN) Bob Dole read from the Necronomicon.
”In addition, the administration has declared recycling a felony.” said Kent as the Simpsons watched the news.
Lisa gasped horrified.
“And Smokey the Bear is now Choppy the Lumberjack.“ said Kent.
Smokey the bear was cutting down a tree.
“These trees are our national heritage!” said a hippy.
(ROARING) Smokey slapped the hippy with his paw.
(LAUGHING) Homer and Oscar laughed hysterically.
Lisa frowned at them.
”A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now there's a killing machine!” said Homer.
(LAUGHING) Oscar laughed hysterically.
Mayor Quimby then pulled a huge plug out of a lake. The lake and trees were sucked down the plug hole.
”Cooooool! They went down into the Al Muddi caves!” said Oscar.
Bart winced.
In a Forest Republican goons took a sign saying creatures in the forest were endangered and protected by law.
Nelson ran in and grabbed an owl and gave it a noogie.
(HOOTING) The owl hoots annoyed.
“Stop endangering yourself. Stop endangering yourself.” said Nelson.
Lisa seethed. What did I see in him?! Her brain grumbled annoyed.
Goons dumped toxic waste in a lake.
In a lake Blinky the three eyed fish was swimming. A four eyed Blinky ate him. Then he was eaten by a five eyed Blinky. Then Homer ate the five eyed Blinky.
Smoke poured out of factories, coal plants and a day care centre. The smoke combined together into Hexxus!
”No Oz!” Bart groaned.
Yes Hexxus!
”Toxic looooooooove!” Hexxus sang. He then made it rain acid rain.
The acid rain rusted up the statue of Jebediah.
People ran about screaming.
“Eyes stinging!” Frink cried.
“Good Lord! Acid rain!” said Skinner.
(SINGING) “I'm singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feeling” Willie was singing in the rain with an umbrella but when the acid rain melted his umbrella... (SCREAMING) “It burns like a Glasgow bikini wax!” He screamed as it melted his clothes. (SCREAMING)
Marge at home looked out the window at the acid rain storm.
”We'd better stay inside, at least until the squirrels stop melting.” said Marge.
Oscar laughed hysterically.
”Aaaaaaagh! They’re melting! Meltiiiiiiiing! Oh what a world!” Oscar cried then bursted out laughing again.
Lisa grumbled.
“No problem. There's plenty of activities inside.” said Homer watching TV.
“Now let's see how our blind dates liked each other.” said the host.
”That is not Cilla Black! Damn you!” Oscar yelled.
Outside the acid rain melted the TV arial.
“Oh, I really felt there was a connection, and I would definitely go out with her again.” said a man.
“He smelled like puke!” said the lady.
The TV cut out and lost signal.
“The TV!” Homer gasped in horror. (EXCLAIMING IN FEAR) (SCREAMING) He was screaming...
“Stop screaming, Homer.” said Marge sighing.
“Quit trying to control me.” said Homer.
He screamed some more.
...
“Grrrrrr! I bet this is all Mr Burns and his Republican friends doing!” Lisa ranted. “And Oz, I know you have a morbid sense of humour sometimes but you’re not helping! What’s happening is evil! Pure unadulterated evil!”
“I know.” said Oscar.
”This wouldn’t have happened if you didn’t fight back against the EPA when Russ went mad with power. Yes I know he was just as evil trapping us under a dome but...” said Lisa annoyed.
”It’s like being between a rock and a hard place. Or a wolf and a man eating shark. Two opposing but equal evils.” said Oscar.
”Yes Oz. Although Russ had a point in being angry at the polluted lake. He’s response was super villain-esque antics, which we all hated him for. Even I think he went too far.” said Lisa.
”Plus he tried to kill everyone...” said Oscar.
”Who wants to play monopoly?” Marge asked getting the monopoly game out.
”Not me Mom. I’m off to meditate and plot how to stop Mr Burns and his Republican friends!” said Lisa.
”I’m seeing what other damage Mr Burns caused to the environment. Which is important to me Lis, because Teddy and my cute little monsters live there.” said Oscar.
The rest of the Simpsons shrugged their shoulders as they went to play Monopoly.
“We don't need TV to have family fun.” said Marge.
Homer scoffed.
“Why don't we play Monopoly?” Marge asked everyone except Lisa and Oscar.
”Which version? We've got Star Wars Monopoly. Rasta Monopoly, Edna Krabopoly...” said Hugo.
”Ay carumba!” Bart yelled shocked by a Mrs Krabappel edition of Monopoly.
”Gallipolopoly....” A Gallipoli edition of Monopoly...
“Let's stick to original Monopoly The game is crazy enough as it is. How can an iron be a landlord?” Marge asked looking at the playing pieces.
“Very easily Marge!” said Oscar.
“Pennsylvania Avenue. I want to buy a house.” Hugo asked looking for the tiny green houses. “Hey, where'd they go?” They were all gone!
Maggie clearly had stuffed them all in her mouth as her cheeks were bulging with small pointed things inside her mouth.
”Ugh! Maggie....” The Simpsons groaned.
”Spit those tiny green Monopoly houses out at once young lady!” said Marge.
Maggie spat out the tiny green houses.
”Eeeeeeew!” said Homer, Bart and Hugo.
Homer was taking his turn.
(CHUCKLES) “That's it, baby. Welcome to Marvin Gardens.” Bart laughed because he had hotels there. (CHUCKLES)
“We'll see about that. One, two, three D'oh!” Homer grunted as he landed on a square where Bart had hotels.
“You're a little light here, Dad.“ Bart was annoyed Homer hadn’t paid him enough.
“I'm good for the rest. You know I am.” said Homer whining.
“Well, I'd like to trust you, Homer. But you've been in jail three times.” said Bart.
“They told me it would be like this on the outside.” Homer grunted.
”Hey! These Hotels are made of Legos!” Hugo realised. “Bart, you're cheating!”
“Hugo, it was probably an accident.“ said Marge.
“Oh, sure. You take his side just because he bought you that house on St. James Place.” said Hugo.
“Who else is gonna take care of her? Dad?” Bart asked.
“Why you little!” Homer strangled Bart.
”Stop fighting!” Marge said annoyed trying to pull them apart.
...
Lisa was upstairs in her room meditating when she was interrupted from a trance by yelling and fighting and things breaking downstairs. “There they go again...” she sighed.
In canon this was the episode where Homer reunites with his Vegas wife Amber. Maggie called the emergency hotline for a family brawl and Wiggum sent in a robot police woman who fires gooey taffy to subdue suspects.
The Simpsons all ended up in a gooey taffy ball.
”Mmmmmmm! Taffy...” said Homer eating the taffy.
Anyway we will not include a hackneyed story of Vegas wives. Those episodes sucked...
Instead Lisa wearing a jacket opened the front door to go outside. It was still raining acid rain.
”Lisa no! Acid rain!” Hugo warned her. Having got out of the taffy.
”No let her try, it’ll be funny.” said the flamingo head door knocker on their front door.
Hugo sighed shutting the door. “Lisa you’ll just have to wait until the rain clears....
...
Meanwhile outside anti environment slobs littered and poisoned the environment because the evil Republicans encouraged them by getting rid of the anti pollution laws.
A squirrel swam in a polluted lake and mutated into a squirrel with hundreds of eyes.
”Eviiiiiiiiil!” said the Skull and Crossbones on the polluted lake.
”Evil? Evilllllllll!” Ernst Borgnine asked and ran off screaming about evil.
At home Oscar played Yugioh with Hugo. He had played Twisted Tails, Thousand eyes Idol and Relinquished somehow.
”I bet you’re cheating too Oz...” said Hugo.
Oscar sighed.
...
Meanwhile Mr Burns and his evil friends in the Republican Party headquarters laughed as they watched people wreck the environment and the climate.
(Evil laughter).
Also this continues on from Funeral for a Fiend.
”So Sideshow Bob’s Commercial was aided by his companions in the Republican Party Legion of Doom. Particularly by Keith Olbermann invading our dreams/nightmares.” said Oscar at the Simpson house.
”What shall we do next?” Mr Burns asked his friends.
”I know! Let’s club some baby seals!” said Rich Texan.
”Excellent...” said Mr Burns agreeing.
Meanwhile Homer’s Vegas wife came back. It was boring and far fetched... (Yawns).
Earlier just before Mayor Quimby pulled out that big plug.
Oscar laughed as Smokey the lumberjack bear smacked a hippy. For some reason he was two places at once. Like Homer who was swimming in a lake and watching TV at home! (Twilight Zone theme plays). 👀
Jurkle was swimming about a lake with conifers growing around it.
Deep underwater at the bottom of the lake were Al Muddis examining a huge plug.
Like in the opening scenes of everyone trashing the environment. Quimby yanked out the huge plug and the lake, trees and everything was sucked down a huge plug hole. Even Jurkle.
”Heeeeeeelp!” Jurkle cried.
”Jurkle!” Oscar gasped. “Oh well, He’ll get to see the Al Muddis from Disney’s Aladdin! I’m coming Jurkle!” He jumped down the hole in the lake bed.
Quimby winced.
Plot 2
Lisa was meditating in her room. Soon the acid rain cleared up.
”Ah the rain’s gone. I’ll have to clean up the melted squirrels later...” Marge remarked from downstairs.
Instead or dealing with Homer’s Vegas wife. The Simpsons all went to church. Yes even Lisa and Bart.
As you can imagine Bart goofed off again.
‘He unholied the holy water!” Agnes gasped.
”Cooooool!” said Ace.
The Simpson family return home from church.
All the way they were probably scolding Bart for misbehaving in church or Hugo for taking his shoes and socks off.
Lisa sighed. Why does Bart always muck about in church.
”Next week we obey my canon! Lisa goes to Richard Gere’s temple and Bart goes to Cathedral...” said Oscar.
Marge disliked such blasphemy but when Bart was gone, Sunday’s at church were a bliss. She didn’t get angry looks from people over Bart’s shenanigans.
Lisa goes up to her room removes her church hat, her footwear and socks. Then heads towards the beach on her own, wearing sandals presumably. While there she finds 40 shells.
She gave some to Link to get the Koholint sword.
Just then Milhouse arrives. He tells Lisa that a 1000 fish get caught in plastic rings each year. He probably also tried once again to ask her to be his girlfriend...
Lisa sighed exasperated.
Then Lisa goes into the water, swims for a few metres (barefoot in her church outfit) then she goes under. While underwater she rescues 58 fish from plastic rings.
She didn’t care if this defied Mr Burns’s latest stint of cruelty. He could go shove it for all she cared.
Elsewhere her family played board games.
Bart was bored of playing who’s behind he door because he had been grounded for goofing of at church.
He got the Dud again. The Milhouse like nerd. He frowned while his family laughed.
...
Meanwhile Oscar and Jurkle landed in a dark cavern. They were drying their clothes when Al Muddis from Disney’s Aladdin attacked.
”Aaaaaagh! Al Muddis!” Oscar yelled.
Mud boy laughed maniacally.
”And Mud boy...” Oscar sighed.
The mud monsters chased Oscar and Jurkle. They liked to um show off while chasing people. For example some smooshed together into a centaur carrying a trident.
Homer appeared as Genie.
”Genie turn into a bird that flies well!” Oscar yelled.
He turned into a rooster.
”Oh! I thought you meant a bird that fries well.,.” said Genie as a rooster.
Oscar winced.
”Is he always like that...” Jurkle sighed.
”Sadly yes...” said Oscar.
Then Genie turned into a penguin and then a nose.
”Why a nose?!” Oscar yelled.
Jurkle made Shemp hand gestures in fear warning Oscar of the mud monsters chasing them.
Iago the parrot quoted Iago the evil guy from Othello. “Where's satisfaction? It is impossible you should see this, were they as prime as goats, as hot as monkeys.” Yes monkeys!
Abu gave him the bedroom eyes look. Or the sultry look. “Ooooooh!”
”Oh god no!” Iago screamed.
Oscar and Jurkle panted as they fled the Al Muddis who were chasing them. Some as centaurs carrying muddy tridents.
The problem with being chicken, Genie... ...is that chickens don't fly!” Oscar yelled.
”Can I get you a ladder?” Genie asked.
”Why?” Oscar asked in return.
”So you can get off my back!“ Genie yelled.
...
Meanwhile Lisa called her family to let them know she was alright and continued cleaning up the beach of harmful litter.
A seagull that was actually a camera was spying on her.
”Blast that do gooder Lisa Simpson!” Mr Burns yelled.
”Ah that girls a thorn in our side Burnsie!” said Rich Texan.
”Bleh!” said Dracula annoyed.
Krusty wondered why he was in a club consisting of people trying to be as evil as possible.
Elsewhere.
”Genie can’t you do something right,..” Oscar sighed as they were still running from the Al Muddis.
”Ask me to do something then!” Genie whines.
”Turn Jurkle and myself into babies.” said Oscar.
”Oz no!” said Jurkle but the Genie turned them into little babies wearing diapers.
Jurkle sulked.
”Oh great! I am not babysitting you tykes!” Iago sighed.
Baby Oscar scooped up a ball of mud and threw it at him. Splat!
”I am so glad I showered first, this morning...” Iago sighed.
Abu laughed.
The Al Muddis surrounded them outside the Al Muddi Sultan’s palace.
The Genie knocked.
”OH! Just as I was about to have a hot mud bath...” the Al Muddi Sultan grumbled. He answered the door. “Well?!”
However he cheered up when he saw baby Oscar and baby Jurkle. For some reason in canon he likes to eat people from the surface. However in my fanon he just likes tormenting and sliming them.
Genie was acting like a door to door salesman trying to sell a vacuum cleaner.
He took Oscar and Jurkle inside. In his home he headed towards his freshly poured mud bath and dropped baby Oscar and baby Jurkle in it. Splat! They groaned wading about in the mud. The Al Muddi Sultan laughed.
Suddenly Oscar and Jurkle started sinking as the mud bubbled and something slowly sucked them down. The two babies whined as they struggled.
...
Elsewhere the Simpsons were assigned a family therapist called Gabriel whom Homer thought was the angel Gabriel.
”No I’m not an angel....” said Gabriel.
Anyway that episode sucked. So the Simpsons played Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
”Let’s play hungry, hungry hippos!” said Homer.
The Simpsons murmured in agreement.
Elsewhere Baby Oscar and Baby Jurkle cried as they sunk deeper and deeper into the liquid mud of the Al Muddi Sultan’s hot mud bath.
Iago rescued them by swooping down and grabbing them in his talons. He pulled Oscar out and then rescued Jurkle.
The Al Muddi Sultan hurdled pottery at Iago, causing him to drop Jurkle.
The Al Muddis caught Jurkle.
The Al Muddis took Oscar and Jurkle to a large stalactite and glued them down with globs of mud engulfing their hands and feet. Then slimed mud across their waists as a rubbery celotape of gooey mud.
Baby Oscar and Jurkle struggled and squirmed.
”Oh great! Is it gonna be one of those stories?” Iago asked dryly.
”What stowies?” Oscar frowned as he struggled and squirmed tugging at the gooey clay like mud holding him to the stalactite.
Meanwhile Lisa witnessed Nelson beat up Colin over him warning everyone about pollution and global warming.
“Say global warming is a myth! Say it!” Nelson was punching Colin.
“It's a myth! Further study is needed!“ Colin whined.
Nelson knocks out Colin with a sucker punch.
“That's for selling out your beliefs!“ Nelson yelled.
”Nelson! How dare you! Leave him alone!” Lisa yelled.
”Sorry but government orders Lisa. The environment must die...” said Nelson. He went off somewhere.
Lisa comforted Colin.
”Oh poor Colin...”
...
Elsewhere in the Al Muddi Sultan’s palace.
Baby Oscar and Baby Jurkle struggled and squirmed stuck to a stalactite with gooey mud.
The Al Muddi Sultan smirked as he watched them struggle.
Then there were hyper intelligent cougars and wolves gathering together whipping and plotting like in a cartoon when a group of characters gather together to covertly plot or plan something.
”Okay the animals behave really weird when you deprive them of sunlight.” said the Al Muddi Sultan.
Oscar and a Jurkle struggled and squirmed still stuck to the stalactite with gooey mud.
At home.
Marge frowned as she watched the Republican anti environment and pro pollution commercials.
”So you tell those Dumbocrats to let BP oil do their thing!” said a cartoon frog.
”Damn you Kermit!” Homer yelled.
Marge sighed.
”I wonder where Oscar is?” Homer asked.
”I’m currently here narrating and in the Al Muddi caves under a lake.” said Oscar.
”Bart I am not an angel. I’m a social worker.” said Gabriel.
“No, you are an angel, like Denzel Washington in "The Preacher's Wife", or Will Smith in "Bagger Vance", or Slimer in "Ghostbusters".” said Homer.
Oscar laughed. “Slimer...”
Slimer yelled and flew at him splatting in his face.
”Oz are you alright?” Bart asked.
Oscar was lying down. “He slimed me....”
Hugo grimaced. He helped Oscar up but he had slime splattered down his sweater and across his face from Slimer.
At the beach.
Lisa was cleaning up litter and freeing fish from beer can plastic rings when someone arrived.
“Hello, what do we have here?“ said Mr Burns! Dun! Dun! Duuuuun!
Lisa scowled.
...
Anyway Oscar’s subplot seems to involve Disney TV spin off villains for some reason.
Oscar struggled and squirmed still stuck to the stalactite.
The Al Muddi sultan pulled him free and said something about him boring him as watching Oscar and Jurkle wriggling about stuck in place with gooey mud bored him.
The Al Muddi Sultan then dripped mud all over Oscar.
Oscar grimaced in disgust as mud splattered over him.
Baby Jurkle struggled and squirmed pulling at the gooey mud sticking him to the stalactite.
The Al Muddi sultan threw the glob of mud containing Oscar out a window of his palace.
Oscar landed with a splat.
He groaned as he dug his way out of the mud.
He looked across the underground world of the Al Muddis. Mushrooms grew everywhere.
”I need to be able to fly.” Oscar pondered.
Genie appeared.
”You had your chance!” Oscar snapped.
Luckily Oscar’s requirement of a companion that could fly came in the form of the magic carpet.
”Carpet!” Oscar cheered.
The Magic Carpet scooped him up and they flew towards the Al Muddi palace.