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"They pay me $800 a week to tell a cat and a mouse what to do!" - Abraham Simpson II.

Abraham Jebediah "Abe" Simpson II, commonly known as Grampa Simpson or simply Grampa, is a major recurring character in The Simpsons and a supporting character in The Simpsons Movie. He is the oldest patriarch of the Simpson family, ex-husband of Mona Simpson, father of Homer Simpson, Herbert Powell and Abbey, father-in-law of Marge Simpson and paternal grandfather of Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson. He is also the ex-boyfriend of Jacqueline Bouvier, his daughter-in-law's mother (which would have made Marge and Homer brother and sister in-laws)

Abe was a World War II veteran who was later sent to the Springfield Retirement Castle by Homer. He is known for his long, rambling, and often inaccurate stories.

Abraham Jebediah Simpson II
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Alias(es) Grampa

Abe Simpson
Love Tester
Glamorous Godfrey
Lil' Grampa Simpson
Young Grampa Simpson
Abraham Jay Simpson
Abe Simpson ll
Abe Simpson
Abraham Simpson
Johnny Flamethrower
Grey Fox

Hair Blonde
Age 114
Occupation Retired

World War II veteran (formerly)
Night watchman at a cranberry silo (formerly)

Location Springfield
Relatives Parents: Orville Simpson and Yuma Hickman
Siblings: Bill Simpson, Chet Simpson, Cyrus Simpson, Hubert Simpson, Hortense Simpson and Tyrone Simpson
Ex-Wives: Mona Simpson, Rita LaFleur, Amber Simpson, Selma Bouvier and Tallulah Winkelman
Ex-Lovers: Gaby and Edwina
Grandfathers: "Old Tut" Simpson and Willard Hickman
Grandmothers: "Happy" Dinsdale and Theodora Hutshing
Children: Homer Simpson, Herbert Powell and Abbie Simpson
Daughter-in-Law: Marge Simpson
Grandchildren: Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson and Maggie Simpson
Adoptive-Granddaughter: Ling Bouvier
Ex-Parents-in-Law: Bjorn Olsen, Linnea Penelope, Clancy Bouvier and Jacqueline Bouvier
Ex-Siblings-in-Law: Fester Olsen, Kari Olsen, James Bouvier and Patty Bouvier
Sisters-in-Law: Cyrus' 15 wives
Uncles/Aunts: Boris Simpson, Zeke Hickman, Twitta Simpson, Elrita Simpson and Bonita Simpson
Nephews/Nieces: Omar Simpson, Millionaire Actor, Valerie Rothman, Cousin Francine and Dr. Simpson
Nephew-in-Law: Dave Rothman
Niece-in-Law: Marnie Simpson
Grandnephews/Grandnieces: Stanley Simpson, Cyrus Rothman, Brit Simpson, Lily Simpson and Magpie Simpson
Great-Grandfathers: Abraham Simpson I, Bertram Hickman and Horatio Dinsdale
Great-Grandmothers: Gabby Crouse, Nellie Balliwick and Edwina Forayter
Grandson-in-Law (Future): Milhouse Van Houten
Ex-Granddaughter-in-Law (Future): Jenda
Great-Grandchildren (Future): Kirk Simpson, Picard Simpson, Zia Simpson and Maggie Simpson, Jr.
Voiced By Dan Castellaneta