Simpsons Fanon
Advertisement
Abraham Simpson I
Abe.png
Gender Male.png
Status Deceased.png
Hair Blonde
Age 92 (at death)
Relatives Father: Virgil Simpson

Mother: Mabel Simpson
Maternal half-sister: Eliza Simpson
Maternal half-brother-in-law: Milford Van Houten
Grandparents: Troy Gurney, Jr. and Jen Boulevard
Uncle: Daniel Gurney
Marital aunt: Jody Brambles
Cousin: Joshua Gurney
Wife: Gabby Crouse
Children: Lou Simpson, Dulcine Simpson, "Old Tut" Simpson, Gaston Simpson and Hugo Simpson I
Grandchildren: Orville Simpson, Twitta Simpson, Bonita Simpson, Elrita Simpson, Boris Simpson, Eckhardt Simpson, Twyla Simpson and Bob Simpson
Great-grandchildren: Abraham Simpson II, Bill Simpson, Chet Simpson, Tyrone Simpson, Hortense Simpson, Hubert Simpson, Eckhardt Simpson II, Verna Simpson, Vern Simpson, Lotus Simpson, Fernice Schedeen and Ingrid Schedeen
Great-great-grandchildren: Homer Simpson, Herbert Powell, Abbie Simpson, Omar Simpson, Mort Krupp, Connie Krupp, Endora Krupp, Archie Krupp (adopted), Lola Krupp and Pomona Krupp
Great-great-great-grandchildren: Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Stanley Simpson, Brit Simpson, Lily Simpson, Magpie Simpson, Alberta Bazaar, Violet Bazaar and Hazel Bazaar
Great-great-great-great-grandchildren: Zia Simpson (also half-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandniece), Kirk Simpson, Picard Simpson and Maggie Simpson, Jr.
Half-nephew: Kirkedemious Van Houten
Half-grandnephew: Arrière-Grand-Père Van Houten
Half-great-grandnephew: Terry Van Houten
Half-great-great-grandnephew: Michael Van Houten
Half-great-great-great-grandnephew: Grandpa Van Houten
Half-great-great-great-grandniece: Sophie Mussolini
Half-great-great-great-great-grandnephews: Kirk Van Houten, Norbert Van Houten and Bastardo Mussolini
Half-great-great-great-great-grandnieces: Luann Van Houten and Mrs. Mussolini
Half-great-great-great-great-great-grandnephew: Milhouse Van Houten
Half-great-great-great-great-great-grandniece: Annika Van Houten

First Appearance The Color Yellow

Abraham Jebediah Simpson I was the great-grandfather of Abraham Simpson II. Abraham was indefinitely named after Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, who directly helped Virgil and Mabel escape from slaveholders pursuing them. He was born after Mabel and Virgil married in Canada, and is briefly seen in the episode wearing Lincoln's tall hat, which had been given by Lincoln. Abraham is also the great-grandfather of Abraham "Grampa" Simpson and presumably his namesake. Abraham is also half black due to the fact that his father, Virgil Simpson, is black. At some point in his life, when he was an adult, Abraham married Gabby Crouse and had five children with her: "Old Tut", Hugo, Lou, Gaston, and Dulcine. He also invented a tonic for improving one's sex life when finding a cheap alternative for holy water.

Trivia[]

  • Abraham is a presumed great-great-great-grandfather of Lisa, Bart and Maggie and a half-great-great-great-great-great-granduncle of Milhouse. Milhouse and Simpson kids are distantly related through Abraham and Eliza's mother Mabel so it will make them distant cousins. This fact means that Abraham will be both 6x granduncle and great-great-great-great-grandfather to Zia.
  • He looks like his great-great-great-grandson, Bart, but his hair is longer.
  • He is mixed raced.
Advertisement