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A Midsummer’s Nice Dreams A story involving Homer reuniting weed smoking comedians Cheech and Chong and Weed and Shakespeare’s A Midsummer’s Night’s Dream.

Plot

The title gag is Professor Frink flying with a jet pack.

The billboard gag is “Springfield Wax Museum. We’ve fixed the Air Conditioner.”

The chalkboard gag is “Daylight Savings is not a failed bank.”

The couch gag is couch springs catapulting the Simpsons into the screen. The smoosh comically against the viewers’ screen.

The Simpsons and Oscar are watching the news, hosted by Kent Brockman.

“The Queen will be held without bail, until the sample is returned from the lab.” said Kent as someone arrested the Queen of England!

“Oh my god! Nooooo!” Oscar screamed.

“Settle down Limey...” Homer sighed making him sit down.

“And now it’s time for That’s Kent a tainment!” said Kent. There was a montage of him doing stuff. Namely referencing famous movies such as Pulp Fiction as he dances with Uma Thurman. Gone With the Wind. Kent as Clark Gable kisses Kent as Scarlett. And The Godfather horse head scene.

Kent is then telling the story about Cheech and Chong. How they were originally weather reporters when some cops were burning a seized supply of cannabis and the fumes blew into the studio and made Cheech and Chong high.

Chong is eating the weather symbols.

“Why does everything have a Ometer at the end of it man? Thermometer, denominator, barometer...”

“Cheech and Chong were from Springfield through and through!” said Kent.

“Cheech and Chong are from Springfield?!” Lisa asked.

“Yessiree!” said Homer.

“Who’s Cheech and Chong?” Bart asked.

“Who’s Cheech and Chong?!” Homer gasped that he didn’t know who Cheech and Chong were.

“Yes, that’s what I’m asking you Dad! Who’s Cheech and Chong?”

“You don’t know who Cheech and Chong are?!” Homer gasped.

“No.” said Bart.

“They’re my generation’s Beavis and Butthead!” said Homer.

“Who’s Beavis and Butthead?” Bart asked.

“Do you you watch anything on this speaking box except Itchy and Scratchy and Krusty...” Homer groaned.

“Uh... Pokemon?” Bart asked.

Homer cried. “I’ve failed as a parent! I swore the day my son was born he’d appreciate Stoner comedy!” Homer weeps. “To the media room!”

The kids are confused by where that room is.

“The attic.” Homer explained dryly.

We cut to the attic. Homer has redecorated it as his hippy cave again and is sitting on a hand chair while Lisa and Bart are sat on beanbags.

Hugo is there eating fish heads from a bucket with a heavy iron ball chained to his ankle.

They’re watching Cheech and Chong.

“Dave’s not here man...”

Homer laughed.

“I don’t get it.” said Bart.

Homer cried.

“What are guys doing up here?” Marge asked coming up the ladder.

“I don’t know, you tell me mom...” Hugo said sulking that they messed up his room turning it into a hippy den from Homer’s weed smoking days.

“Aaaaaagh! Hide the dope!” Homer screamed.

“Dad we don’t have any dope...” said Lisa.

“Then what have I been smoking?” Homer asked. He had been smoking loft insulation. He screamed because it was asbestos.

“Mmmmmm... asbestos...” said Bart smiling.

“Bart!” Oscar yelled annoyed.

...

Downstairs in the living room Homer watched more Cheech and Chong.

“What is rain man?” said Cheech.

“Yeah man... it’s like we’re under an apartment and there’s overflow from God and his fat sister using the bath tub!” said Chong.

Homer laughed. Suddenly lightning struck.

In heaven God was pissed off! “Hey! Lay off the cracks about my fat sister!” God yelled. His sister frowned. “Uh... who is so totally not fat!” God added.

There was then an announcement. Cheech and Chong were reuniting to perform at the Springfield Clamphitheatre. A giant clam shaped theatre. Mmmmmm! Clams...

“Mmmmmmm! Clams...” Oscar moaned and drooled with hunger.

Homer gasped with joy and ran off.

He was at a hallway of a set of flats ringing a doorbell eagerly.

“Cheech and Chong are coming to the Clamphitheatre!” Homer and Buck Tamaki yelled at once in delight as Buck carried his nephew Oscar.

“Cheech and Chong are-“ yelled Otto with joy.

“We know!” Homer and Buck yelled with joy and the weed smokers hugged.

Then that random long haired guy from Simpson and Delilah screamed with joy and hugged them too.

“You like Cheech and Chong too?” Homer asked.

“Um... I just wanted to be part of this hug.” said the man.

...

Marge was annoyed Homer was smoking weed again while at the Clamphitheatre. She glared and grumbled as Homer was high on cannabis and celebrating with the other town junkies.

As the junkies had fun there was a montage of this to Afroman’s Because I got high, because I got hiiiiiiigh....

“Could have been meteorologists... but we got high... warm and cold fronts... but we got high...”

Cue men smoking weed, and Ruth and loads of black men. Black men like weed...

“Lou confiscate those brownies.” said Wiggum there to spoil the fun.

“Uh Chief those aren’t pot brownies...” said Lou.

“I said “Confiscate” them...” said Wiggum winking. He obviously wanted them to eat.

The last straw for Marge was when Oscar and Bart, clearly affected by the cannabis fumes were singing Afro Man’s Because I got High.

“Could have cleaned my room when asked... but I got high... could have got up and fetched the broom... but I got got high... Now my room’s still messed up! And I know why!” Bart sings.

“Why man?” Oscar sung.

“Because I got high! Because I got hiiiiiigh...” Bart sung. Marge absolutely furious dragged him off stage. Homer gulped as Marge was in her anti drugs mood again.

Meanwhile stage crew had trouble with a cage full of angry uniclams!

“Wow these uniclams are mad!” said a crew member as the chirping uni clams fluttered about mad and trying to escape the cage. Then cannabis smoke pacified them and they went to sleep, high on weed.

“Wow my hands are huge...” said a stage crew member.

...

Then the main event started. Hosted by Krusty.

“Hey hey hey! Uh... guys... Hooahahaha! Here’s the main event! Cheech and Chong!”

All the junkies cheered as Cheech and Chong arrived.

There was a door on stage. Cheech was one side of it. Chong was the other.

“Hey man! Hey open up man! I’ve got the stuff!” said Cheech.

“Dave’s not here man!” said Chong.

The junkies including weed smoking Homer laughed

However disaster struck as Chong wanted to try new things. “I’m seventy six years old and I’ve tried eggs every which way!”

“Even Coddled?” Ned asked. Why Ned was at a cannabis junkie comedy rodeo I don’t know. Maybe he doesn’t know junkies make up the fan base of Cheech and Chong.

“Yes Ned, even Coddled.” said Chong.

Eventually the two comedians couldn’t settle their differences and split up to go their separate ways.

The junkies booed.

“Dave’s not here man!” Homer yelled.

“Oh shut up!” said Chong leaving.

Everyone booed and decided to riot, but their weed made them placid and calm. And besides they all had the munchies.

“Nah I’m hungry, let’s all go to Krusty burger...” said Homer.

The junkies all agreed.

...

At Krusty burger, the junkies satisfied their munchies and Buck served his home made pot brownies. Oscar tried to take one.

“Oscar put the pot brownie back in the Tupperware box...” Buck sighed.

Homer and the junkies were smoking weed in the Krusty burger. The restaurant soon filled with cannabis smoke.

Marge grumbled annoyed and took the kids home.

Then plot B started.

After arriving back at Evergreen Terrace. Marge was muttering about Homer getting into weed again when Crazy Cat Lady screamed at them and threw cats.

“Oh I must give Ms Abernathy back her whisk.” said Marge. They went inside only to retrieve a whisk then headed over to Crazy Cat Lady.

She screamed and yelled and threw cats at them.

“Um, I’ve come to return your whisk Ms Abernathy.” said Marge.

Crazy Cat Lady screamed and yelled and showed them in. Even from the front door Marge could see her house was rather cluttered.

“Mom you can’t be serious! We’re actually going in there?!” Bart asked concerned and creeped out.

“Bart be nice!” Marge admonished him while whispering. They went in...

Crazy Cat Lady not only liked cats. She was a hoarder...

“Newspapers dating back to 1975..., a bag of popped jiffy pop, with the popcorn still inside... pizza boxes?! Kids, I hate to say this out loud, but I think Ms Abernathy is a hoarder!”

“That poor lady...” said Lisa as they looked about the maze constructed of garbage and old newspapers that filled the living room. Cats of all colours rested on whatever they could perch on while staring at the Simpsons with sharp green eyes and flicking their tails. If it wasn’t for the fact some of them were sick (from Ms Abernathy not knowing how to to treat them) or their aggression leading to them becoming feral, one would consider them cute almost.

“Kitties...” Oscar squealed from his Aspergers.

Bart winced. “Yeah there’s a lot of pussy in here Oz...”

“Bart!” Marge yelled. She composed herself as Crazy Cat Lady screamed and yelled while hoovering. “Kids we should help Ms Abernathy.”

“But what if she doesn’t want help?” Lisa asked.

“Then she’ll get crushed under all her junk...” said Bart.

“Not if Jeepers Creepers pays her a visit like he did to that cat lady in the first movie.” said Oscar.

“Oz don’t reference those movies. Not until the director gets fired and thrown in jail...” said Bart.

The door rang. Crazy Cat Lady screamed and swore as she answered the door. “Yeah?!”

At the door was the Creeper from Jeepers creepers wearing a trench coat and hat and holding an axe.

“Aaaaaaagh!” The Simpsons screamed.

“This can’t get any worse!” said Bart.

The Creeper stepped aside. The director of Jeepers Creepers creeped forward and leered and eyed Bart, Lisa, Hugo and Oscar in a creepy manner while muttering softly to himself and licking his lips.

“Get outta here you freak!” Bart yelled at him.

Plot 2

Homer decided to be Cheech’s new partner, uh I don’t think Cheech and Homer has quite the same ring to it...

Cheech’s truck was outside the Simpsons.

“Honey it is so cool you’re letting me go on tour with Cheech despite my lapse back into marijuana addiction...” said Homer.

“Now Homie the only vice you can indulge in on tour is gluttony. Save your lust and rage for me and the kids!” said Marge.

“I’ll take envy! Man I am so envious at you right now Homer for going on tour with Cheech! I wanna go!” said Oscar.

“Don’t worry sweetie I’ll come back more horny and angry than ever!” said Homer.

“Oh Homie!” Marge sighed and kissed him.

Lightning struck.

“Silence sinners!” God yelled.

“Sorry God!” Homer and Marge gulped and quickly apologised.

However Homer annoyed Cheech by asking dumb questions.

“Who’s Dave? Where is he?” Homer asked packing Cheech’s stuff into his van.

“No one. There’s no Dave! It’s just... eh you won’t understand...” said Cheech.

“Ooooooh it’s a Cheech and Chong thing...“ said Homer.

That hit a raw nerve. “Don’t... ever mention that name...” said Cheech.

“Which one? Yours or...” Homer asked.

“You know full well...” said Cheech getting in and starting the engine as they drove about.

“Is this van made of weed?” Homer asked.

“No!” said Cheech.

“Coke?”

“No!”

“Shrooms?”

“No!”

“E?”

“Eeeeeeeeeeee!” Oscar yelled poking fun at a kid with severe learning difficulties at his old school.

“No!” Cheech replied.

“Lysergic acid diethylamide?” Homer asked.

“No! It’s made of van!” Cheech got more and more annoyed by Homer’s stupidity.

“I can’t smoke or snort Van!” said Homer.

“Homer I’m not just about drugs... in fact we have to be t total while writing material and performing! No drugs!” said Cheech.

Homer whined.

“Now take the wheel. I have to sharpie over a certain someone’s face on all our merchandise with this Black marker.” said Cheech.

“Oh can we get high sniffing the pens?!” Homer asked.

“No!” Cheech yelled.

“You’re no fun! I should have gone with Chong!” Homer whined.

“Why you big, bald-!” Cheech yelled and strangled him.

...

Meanwhile at the Simpsons house.

“Then it’s settled we’ll spend this episode in our lives while your father goes touring with Cheech helping out Ms Abernathy, the Crazy Cat Lady by cleaning out all her clutter.” said Marge.

“That’s if she wants our help Mom.” said Lisa. “Hoarders can be rather stubborn sometimes. Although we can’t blame them for being triggered or stressed into making a what they consider a difficult decision.”

“Kinda how you liberals get triggered or stressed every time a Conservative or Republican speaks their mind and you don’t like what they have to say...” said Oscar.

“Now cut that out!” Lisa yelled.

“Well I’d love to help the old bat but I have a very busy schedule...” said Bart.

“Oh really?” said Marge annoyed. “Such as?”

“My good deed for this episode is helping reunite Cheech and Chong. I don’t get their uh humour but the world needs them and they need each other.” said Bart.

“He’s got a point there Mom.” said Lisa.

“And I’ve got a lot of busy Sundays at Cathedral and Sunday School. And at regular school I am in a production of a Midsummers Night’s Dream as Puck.” said Bart.

“Oh that’s nice.” said Marge. “That means we’re short a Helper.

“I’ll help...” said Hugo.

...

Chong was finding a new Cheech.

“Haven’t decide on the moustache,” he said looking at Raphael. “But you have to bring your own suspenders.”

“Snap! Snap!” said Lenny snapping his suspenders.

“Our friendship died with the first and you buried it with the second!” Carl cried and ran off.

Ralph was up first. He talked about boogers.

Chong grimaced and sent him off.

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